Mars Insurance Inc.
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Submitted By Mr_Mars on 10/10/24
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The third party company Mars Insurance Inc will
provide reliable insurance.  A onetime payment of $19.99 will get you a
vehicle disintegrator which when successfully or unsuccessfully installed
will disintegrate your vehicle.  If this is not to your liking pay a
monthly fee of ∑ç (Martian Credits) 1,000,000 (equivalent to $99.999999998) and
you will get a Lava Proof Tech (LPH © Mr_Mars 2010) to protect your
vehicle against the harmful harms of space.  You will also be guaranteed
a new vehicle in the event that something happens to it (see below), AND an
iPad, AND a new 13'' Macbook Air, And a donut!


 


Mars Insurance Inc. © 2010 Mr_Mars


LPH © 2010 Mr_Mars


 


***New vehicle will
not be given in the event of a killer donut attack***


 


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Re: Mars Insurance Inc.
1 week - 24,938v
Posted 2010/10/25 - 15:24 GMT
=_=
 
 
*thinks...*
 
 
 
*thinks some more...*
 
Hm...
 
 
 
 
I think that this is funny.
 
 
*wild applause from crowd*
 
 
Thank you, thank you very much! *bows and leaves*
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: Mars Insurance Inc.
11 hours - 1,102v
Posted 2010/11/11 - 23:38 GMT
AAH! A KILLER DONUT MONSTER! WHERE ARE YOU, MARTIAN INSURANCE?!


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