The Insult Machine!
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Lower your self esteem!
Submitted By THEpancakes on 12/08/12
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Hehe... Hey everyone!
 
I have created a very rude machine today... It's called the Insult Machine (what is does it pretty obvious).
 
Note: No insults coming from this machine should be taken personally. They are all lighthearted!
 
Have fun!
 
 

The Insult Machine








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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/12 - 22:45 GMT
Ouch one just got too personal. But I laughed any ways :D
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 5:35 GMT
The personal one is the one about you were born a failure. Worst one, made me sad.
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 day - 5,173v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 0:14 GMT
"You Ssemodnar, are lower than (censored just because :P (just assume it is a noob)). Your pathetic idioty has no limit; I wish you luck in life you torpid, bumbling, befuddled, man."
 
Man eh? 
OWNED YOU STUPID MACHINE!!! >:D
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Re: The Insult Machine
2 days - 11,431v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 0:16 GMT
Surely you must be a terrorist, Sv3n, or is the terror you emane all around you purely accidental. When people see you coming they scream "Run! Here comes the stinking troll! Help!"... That is a desired effect, right... You don't mean to say that... You're not doing it on purpose...?
 
LOL! I love this Pancakes!!!
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 0:56 GMT
If we "insult someone else", can you code it to go to their PM inbox? =3


Can I write some insults for you?
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 0:58 GMT
WOW! The Ratchet and Lamp ones are AMAZING!

"You, Lamp, are lower than Lamp. Your..."

:3
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 10:56 GMT
Sure, you can write some insults, post them on this thread, and I'll insert them into my machine's vocabulary. :) Just put "username" in the place where the name of the insulted player would go, then my script automatically assigns the actual name of the player there when the insult is delivered.
 
As for the PM thing, I'm not sure that's such a great idea...
I know how to do that, it would just use the same system as the content reporter uses to send PMs to the mods with the user's account. But I don't think the recipient would be very pleased... :P
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 3:49 GMT
I found a bug:
 
Face it Lamp, it's over. Your entire life was over as soon as you were born. Your own mother said it was over when she saw your face. Your father ran away in terror. The hospital staff were evacuated. It's over, username, sorry.
 
Bolded text should be my username.
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 4:07 GMT
How dare you spam our lovely forum with your pathetic little comments, THEpancakes! And then you whine that mods are hiding your posts and comments... You should be grateful we even let you stay here.
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 6:16 GMT
Gosh, that "TheCyberMan" guy must be a really annoying noob.
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Re: The Insult Machine
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 7:29 GMT
Thanks for signaling those glitches everyone! I'll have them patched right away.
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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 11:49 GMT
...Brilliant!
Fantastic!
Amazing!
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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/13 - 18:46 GMT
The surprise me button iz funny!
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Re: The Insult Machine!
5 days - 22,986v
Posted 2012/08/14 - 3:03 GMT
I did it and I got.
 
 
 
"You suck, mad."
 
 

Mmm...
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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/14 - 3:07 GMT
Huh, must have been updated. When i posted that, it said that the post disappeared
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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/14 - 3:08 GMT
This is what it said to me:

OMG! LEET HAX! THE POST HAS DISAPPEARED!


It's your fault, Lamp!
You n00b!

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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/14 - 3:11 GMT
You Lamp, are an insult to the very word "insult". Is that your face, or the costume you wore for Halloween...?
 
 
The costume I wore (and always wear) for halloween is a sunflower.
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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/14 - 3:13 GMT
This is kinda silly and stupid at the same time:
 
Wow, you're still here, Mad? LOL. How come haven't you been banned yet? With all the crap you have posted here...
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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/14 - 18:44 GMT
Andrew, please stop spamming this thread with quadruple comments.
 
@ PocketMAD: I doubt you got that... "You suck" is not in my machine's vocabulary. The insults it dishes out are generally much longer and more eloquant. :P
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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/14 - 19:29 GMT
No, he was talking about the Surprise me button.
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Re: The Insult Machine!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2016/12/13 - 19:19 GMT
I see my name is in two insults and ratchet is in one of them


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