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Booyah!
Submitted By acorn2oak2 on 12/02/27
Humor America, acorn2oak2, Discussions 

Y'all pro'lly remember the rules, but, I'll recite 'em, Justin Case! (The original post is here.)
 
 
The post starts like this:
 
 
"I wish for pie."
 
The second poster replies like this:
 
"Granted, but, your pie is made of frog poo!"
 
Then, the second poster makes a wish (in the same post) like this:
 
"Granted, but your pie is made of frog poo! I wish for a pony."
 
Then, the next person must "corrupt" THEIR wish, as the latter has done.
 
E.G. "Granted, but the pony was evil, and it bucked you into a nuclear testing site! I wish for clean pie."
 
 
Like that!
 
 
Ready? I'll start.
 
 
 
I wish for a lifetime supply of fresh-out-of-the-oven homemade chocolate chip cookies!

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1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/02/27 - 20:25 GMT
Granted, but the chocolate chip's are made of Iron...
I wish for MORE PIE!
( Thanks for making a new thread... 1st comment! )
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/27 - 21:59 GMT
Granted, but it was made of frog poo!
 
I wish for more brownies.
(thanks for making a new one)
5 days - 22,986v
Posted 2012/02/27 - 23:22 GMT
They wern't brownies!
 
I wish for a wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/27 - 23:56 GMT
Granted, but I stole it :O
 
I wish for Syn3h to come out so the forum can move on from talking about hackers.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/28 - 1:30 GMT
Me too.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/28 - 2:07 GMT
I with THERE WERE NO HACKERS

*ahem*
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 3:06 GMT
Granted, but then you became one.
 
 
I wish for (you're welcome, by the way) a wish to wish for a wish.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 3:26 GMT
Granted, but I stole your wishes... And give them to Panzer...
REVENGE!
I wish for a PS3 80GB Original model... With all the stuff that goes with it... That won't hurt me or my friends...
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 3:28 GMT
Granted, but you got the red light of death immediately upon turning on the system.
 
 
PWNED!
 
 
I wish for n00bs to take over Mars.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 3:59 GMT
-_-
Not granted...
PS3 = Yellow Light of Death aka YLOD
Xbox 360 = Red Ring of Death... RROD...
You know nothing about gaming system's!
I wish for Aubrey to make replacement Mods...
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:04 GMT
Excuse me if I actually witnessed my PS3 get a RED light and then dying.
 
I wish for people to be ultra judgemental.
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:06 GMT
Granted but it was RSWW and pancakes. o_O

I wish to be a Mod sometimes.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:09 GMT
Granted, but when you weren't you became an ULTRA NOOB.
 
 
I wish for people to stop wishing for pi/e. I mean, seriously! So unoriginal now!
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:11 GMT
Granted, but they use pi/e's...
I wish for ACTA to GO AWAY!!!!!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:13 GMT
They banned you instead. :0

I wish for Cake/s
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:15 GMT
Granted, but I wish for you to not have cake.
 
 
(See what I did there?)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:17 GMT
Granted...
I wish for 1,000,000 CC credits... That won't hurt me or my friends in ANY WAY... Credits that work...
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:19 GMT
Pardon my language, but WTF IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
 
Granted, but you can only use them in one nanosecond, which just passed.
 
I wish for Kid Icarus: Uprising.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 5:19 GMT
Not Granted. It will never exist and you die of boredom.

I wish for a upgrade of Mars that les you make your own vehicles Spore-style with drag and drop.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 9:38 GMT
Me too...
Granted, but Aubrey dissapears for every other leap year...
Oh wait a second...
:O
I wish for PIE!!!!
(@Oaky: Its moldy Cake... :O)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/02/29 - 15:05 GMT
*Splat* pie hits your face......with your mouth closed and eyes open...

I wish the GTR's autocanons worked for Synth. (it does not)
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/01 - 4:50 GMT
0_o What?
 
Granted, but you got killed by a flying buggy.
 
I wish for a suicide note.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/01 - 15:57 GMT
You tripped , fell, and broke your neck before you could write it.

I wish for........CC skilz
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/01 - 23:05 GMT
Granted, your command center moved very fast.
 
 
I wish for SC skillz.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/01 - 23:57 GMT
Granted, but I killed you with even better skillz.
 
I wish for 3.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/02 - 2:48 GMT
Granted, you are shot 3 times with a CC Laser Cannon... BY ME!
I wish for no more AI's in CC.. And to be able to join a REAL PERSON'S GAME!
-_-
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/02 - 3:12 GMT
Granted...but you had to fight IN CC a Mars Explorer Bot.
Wicked hard. Wicked stupid.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/02 - 3:39 GMT
I wish for the Y U No guy...
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/02 - 6:01 GMT
Granted. Y U NO WISH FOR SOMETHING BETTER????
 
 
(You had it comin.)
 
I wish for master chess skills.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/02 - 6:20 GMT
He he...
Granted, but I'm still better... :D
I wish for TRAINS
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/02 - 16:05 GMT
*tsunami washes over you instead*

I wish for a cruise liner.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/02 - 21:57 GMT
Granted, it ran over you.
 
I wish for people to start commenting normally.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/02 - 23:50 GMT
Granted, but they're people. It explains their stupidity.
 
I wish for 6!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/03 - 1:10 GMT
Granted, you have just been hit by 6 wreaking balls at the same time.
(ouch....)

I with for 1
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/03 - 3:05 GMT
Granted, it was one neuron in your brain.
 
I wish for 8.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/03 - 6:06 GMT
Granted. 8 lions just ate you.

I wish for 0.00000000000001 trillion dollars.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/03 - 17:28 GMT
Granted, but I burned it.
 
@Panzer. I wished for 720. (6! = 720) (The exclamation point means factorial. 6 factorial is 6x5x4x3x2x1=720)
 
I wish for five sigma confidence on the higgs boson.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/03 - 18:09 GMT
@Yoshi 720 wreaking balls hit you. Just an update to your....splattered body...

And Not granted.

I wish for 6!+n>[4097975 - 190!)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/04 - 20:52 GMT
Granted, you drowned in it.
 
I wish for scientists to discover the Higgs Boson.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/05 - 0:14 GMT
No

I wish for 6!+n>[4097975 - 190!) to be solved......longhand by Yoshi
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/05 - 3:22 GMT
Granted, but you drowned in it.
 
I wish for the Higgs Boson to be discovered by scientists.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/05 - 3:44 GMT
What?
 
I wish for apple pie. And homemade vanilla ice cream.
 
Mmm...
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/05 - 3:54 GMT
You are duct-tepid by your hair to the wall is I eat them in front of you! :D

I wish for a rollar coaster
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/05 - 5:06 GMT
Granted, but the seatbelt comes loose and you fall to your death...
I SQWISH FOR PIE!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/05 - 15:16 GMT
You squished your pie, it fell off a cliff and you jumped to save it.

I wish for a straightjacket for Temp so he does not jump off that ^^cliff.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/05 - 23:48 GMT
Granted, but then I pushed him off.
 
I wish for a toy railgun.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/06 - 1:26 GMT
Granted, but you took a shot to the knee xP

I wish for a geodisic dome.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/06 - 5:08 GMT
Granted, but your crushed by it.
Panzer, I wouldn't need a jacket for that... *glares at Koopa Troopa and MAD...*
I wish for dessert.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/06 - 5:11 GMT
You got trapped in the middle of a desert instead. (think Sahara)

I with to be able to use the force. >:| corrupt this and I force choke you.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/06 - 23:14 GMT
Granted, but you killed yourself.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/06 - 23:25 GMT
I wish for SKILLZ.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/07 - 1:29 GMT
Granted, but the skills go to me!
I wish for cake.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/07 - 4:23 GMT
Granted, but the cake went to me!
 
I wish for people to not be stupid.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/07 - 4:33 GMT
*Force chokes Yoshi* Say what? :|

I wish for Force lightning to electrocute someone.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/08 - 2:04 GMT
Granted, it was you.
 
 
I wish for to an.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/08 - 2:13 GMT
No.

I wish for my lightsaber to decapitate the person who comments twice after this one.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/08 - 11:20 GMT
I don't understand that so...
NOT GRANTED
I wish for 365 days to pass so I can be 15... :P
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/08 - 21:04 GMT
Granted, but they happened so fast that you missed the greatest moment of your entire life. Just to be 15. Tragic.
 
 
I wish for an 18-wheller.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/08 - 21:28 GMT
Granted, it was on your head.
 
I wish for Yoshi to wish next.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/08 - 21:33 GMT
BTW, it was an 18-WHELLER, not an 18-WHEELER. An 18-WHELLER is my favorite type of imaginary currency.
 
 
Oh, and corrupted.
 
I wish for a joke.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/08 - 23:53 GMT
You were so depressed you died before I could tell you it.

I wish for mah name to go back to normal.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/09 - 23:21 GMT
Granted, but it decayed.
 
I wish for cupakes.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/09 - 23:43 GMT
You got so fat that you died of obesity IN 2 Weeks!

I wish to own a real-life mars buggy
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/10 - 20:53 GMT
Granted, stolen.
 
By ME!
 
I wish for Gollum to die. Again. Something more painful than lava.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/11 - 0:23 GMT
Your memories being incorperated into his soul?
Then you died.

I wish to steal my buggy back from the deceased oaky :P
6 days - 29,000v
Posted 2012/03/11 - 5:15 GMT
Granted, but when you did its engine exploded.

I wish all humans suddenly grew wings and we could all fly.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/11 - 18:57 GMT
Granted, but then pigs could too, and a lot of crap happened... ;)

I wish for to an.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/12 - 10:37 GMT
Not granted... I don't know what you mean...
I wish for 2 Mooglings... :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/13 - 22:28 GMT
Granted, but then they came from space. And did not slow down after entry. And killed you.
 
I wish for people to be smart.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/13 - 23:53 GMT
*bows* Granted

I wish for 1+1<1.8
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/13 - 23:54 GMT
(~)

^_^
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/14 - 4:15 GMT
Granted, it's true already.
 
 
I wish for x=(-b±√(b2-4ac))/(2a)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/14 - 4:20 GMT
Not granted
*Sprays PocketMAD and RSWW*
I wish for the Dreamcast 2 to really come out!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/14 - 4:22 GMT
Granted, but you bought me Skyrim.
 
I wish for to an asdfdsablahblah.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/14 - 4:25 GMT
asdfblahblah goes to your inbox
Do you even know WHAT a Dreamcast is??! -_-
I wish for a PS4
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/14 - 20:13 GMT
No.
 
I wish for a wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/14 - 22:11 GMT
No.
 
I wish for a wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 3:25 GMT
No...but I got chocolate.
That was REAL chocolate.
 
I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a green.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 4:20 GMT
Great. A green plant...(100 ton redwood) just landed on your face.

I wish for a happy life.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 11:00 GMT
Granted, but it goes to me because I need it more... ^_^
I wish for Y U NO GUY
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 12:03 GMT
I see your version of a happy life. ;P
Just kidding.
And no. ^_^

I wish for 10000 dollars to go into an unstealable safe owned by ME.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 15:17 GMT
Granted but you GAVE it to me.
 
 
I wish for a new watch to go to me and be selfish.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 20:42 GMT
Granted, but I steal it from you. ^_^
I wish for the new Taco at Taco Bell...
And no more Spam Bots on the other forum I'm on! -_-
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 21:51 GMT
Granted, but I spammed you here instead, staged a coup of DarkStar AND got you Permabanned. Tommorow.

I wish for Phantom of the Opera to be good tonight.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 22:00 GMT
-_-
Stage a coup. I dare you! :P
Granted, but the Phantom kills you.
I wish for a wish
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 22:13 GMT
You wish to fart in public? What? Ok.

I wish to be happy.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/15 - 22:52 GMT
o_0
Whaaaat?
Granted, but you give it to me.
I wish for a wish for a wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 4:18 GMT
That wish was to kiss Kruncher. Happy now? What? Ok.

I wish for him to keep repeating that kind of wish. It is fun to answer. >:D
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 4:26 GMT
Granted, but I kill you for copyright infringement.
 
 
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1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 4:39 GMT
Granted, but it was to eat a cake made of chocolate, a "special" type of chocolate...
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1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 4:40 GMT
-_-;;;
 
I friggen hate you..
 
 
I wish that people would STOP COPYING MY IDEAS! (Geez, let a guy at least THINK he's creative.)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:12 GMT
Not Granted, It was done on the last post. Not by you.
I wish for Y U NO GUY...
WHO WILL NOT BE EATEN! *Glares at Mad*
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:14 GMT
Granted...
 
Y U NO Guy: Y U NO WISH FOR SOMETHING BETTER? YOU STUPID CHUMP!
 
 
I wish for an iPad 3.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:17 GMT
Granted, but you give it to me!
I wish for no poopilated pie... :O
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:23 GMT
Granted, but I kill you in your sleep....
 
 
WITH A SHOVEL! *BUM BUM BUMMMM*
 
I wish for a comment.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:25 GMT
...
#$#^(%$&#*)%T(#$Y%T$#%-___________________-#$%$^%^*&#^%$
Uhh... Granted, but you kill yourself before you see it.
I wish for the original Ratchet & Clank game.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:33 GMT
Granted, but I takes it.
 
I wish for Clank.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:37 GMT
...
Do you even know who Clank is? -_-
Granted, but he turns into Giant Clank, confuses you with a Mutant Muckdweller and stomps on you.
I wish for Ratchet...
Oh wait a second... :P
I wish for Boston Creme Pie.
6 hours - 1,111v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 6:08 GMT
Hmm... This looks interesting...
Granted, but its made of stone?
I wish for salt.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 6:08 GMT
Granted, but you eat so much you explode.
100TH COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish for GOLD
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 6:09 GMT
NOO!!!!!!


NONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONON!!!!!!


I wish that I took the 1100 comment instead.... :'(... 
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 6:54 GMT
Granted, and not corrupted.
You have the 100th comment, not me.
I think I'll allow Panzer to explain...
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 14:07 GMT
CAUSE RATCHET COMMENTED TWICE IN A ROW!!!!!

I guess Oaky! The true winner!!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 15:08 GMT
No!
 
 
I wish to meet IdrA in person and get his autograph.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 16:04 GMT
Who? DENIED.
 
 
I guess Ender. (Always. Always....)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/16 - 22:51 GMT
Never.
 
I wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/17 - 3:40 GMT
I wish you said who.

I guess a blabber mouth who spends too much time here. (directed at no one)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/17 - 3:51 GMT
Wrong thread... -_-
I wish for GOLD!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/17 - 3:54 GMT
You just got knocked out be a gold brick falling on your. Head.

I wish to own unstealable, destroy able or give away able money ($1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/18 - 9:24 GMT
Granted, but you couldn't buy anything with it since it wasn't give away-able.
*EPIC WIN*
 
I wish for money that is undestroyable, stealable, or give awayable that I can still use it to buy stuff with.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/18 - 12:35 GMT
Here's your incorruptible PENNY!

I wish that more people than Kruncher and IBCF agreed with me. D:
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/18 - 18:42 GMT
Granted, I'm sure some people still do. That don't comment on the fora.
 
I wish for incorruptible tickets for the next MLG for StarCraft.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/18 - 19:16 GMT
StarCraft loses popularity and shuts down.

I wish to go to a Star Wars summit. (nerd alert)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/18 - 19:23 GMT
Granted, but you took me and my grandmother with, AND PAID FOR ALL OUR NECESSITIES. (Grandma: MOAR BUTTAR) (me: I HAZ COMPYOOTAH NAO)
 
 
I wish for a gaming computer and gaming laptop.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/18 - 22:14 GMT
Granted, but your grandmother butters and ate it. :P
MOAR BUTTER!!!!!!!!-Ratchets grandma

I wish for a button that launches pies through the computer screens of other mars users.
9 hours - 1,113v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 0:03 GMT
Granted, but it breaks the screens and automatically charges the button-pusher for a new one.
 
I wish I could permanently erase the memories of my noobish posts (from years ago) from the brains of older members.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 3:29 GMT
Granted, but then they were all bammed.
 
Hi Spock!
 
I wish for more old people to come back.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 3:40 GMT
OMG NOOBINATOR!!!!!

Ahem.

Granted, but that wish is too good to corrupt.

I wish that the Mars RP was revived.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 14:18 GMT
I ain't corrupting that.

Who is Spock?
I wish for no more hackers
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 19:39 GMT
Spock, AKA Riku, or the_n00binator, is one of my friends on Mars. He and I were both in the Mars RP.

Granted, but you became one. And now I wish for all of my other friends to come back.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 20:13 GMT
Granted, but they all hated you.
 
I wish for neon to come back and make a world
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 20:25 GMT
Granted, but I scares him away.

I wish for Chick Norris.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 21:45 GMT
He came and killed you.

I wish for Oaky to set up a role play.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/19 - 22:33 GMT
Will do.

I wish for people to stop singing songs about rainbows.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/20 - 2:17 GMT
Granted

I wish for rain.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/20 - 4:14 GMT
Granted, but your outside without a umbrella when it starts to rain.... poop.
I wish for a box.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/20 - 11:11 GMT
Granted, it was made out of poop.
It rained and thundered last night -_- ^^ see above

I wish for no rain.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/21 - 15:51 GMT
NOT GRANTED
I wish for a box.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/21 - 20:35 GMT
You are locked in it. And it's shrinking. It's made of tinanium :)

I wish for a kite.
1 day - 3,859v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 0:03 GMT
Somehow you get tangeled up in the kite cord and hang yourself.
 
I wish that Panzer came back from the dead so I could kill him personally.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 0:47 GMT
Granted, but then Dr. Edgar Zomboss sent his armies after you. You didn't have any peashooters.
 
I wish for a piece of cake.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 4:16 GMT
Granted, but it was a lie.

I wish for MORE COWBELL! (Whatever the heck that means...)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 8:42 GMT
NOT GRANTED.
 
I wish for another box that I'm not locked in.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 15:25 GMT
It's 1000 tons. And it's sitting on you.

I wish I knew why Sam wants me dead...:(
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 18:02 GMT
Granted, but you're in Soviet Russia, so...

I wish for a 'fro.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 19:53 GMT
Granted, but you drowned in it.
 
I wish for a wish to wish for a gaming mouse.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 19:57 GMT
Granted, but you gave it to me on mah b-day :D

I wish for someone to make a character on my Mars RP character creation thread.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 19:59 GMT
Granted, it was Kony. (muahahahaha)
 
 
I wish for Oaky to comment next.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 20:00 GMT
Granted, but I denied it thirty years from now.

I wish for diarrhea.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 21:03 GMT
Granted, but it went out your mouth.
 
I wish to get out of bronze league.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/22 - 21:18 GMT
Granted, you went to copper league.

I wish for chez.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/23 - 2:08 GMT
Granted, but Ender send a hit-man after you.
I wish for my own Mi-fi. 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/23 - 2:18 GMT
Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for ____.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/23 - 2:45 GMT
Granted, but ______ kills you and I take my Mi-fi back >:D
I wish for another box the won't crush me... one the i'm not in. 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/23 - 2:56 GMT
Granted, but I crush you with your previous box, and destroy your Mifi.

I wish for MOAR battery life for my iPad.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/23 - 3:01 GMT
-___________-
Granted, but I destroy your Ipad and rebuild my Mi-fi.
I wish for a box that won't kill me. 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/23 - 3:10 GMT
Granted, but I kill you with the first box you wished for.

I wish for the iPad to be able to fly.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/23 - 19:49 GMT
Granted, All The iPads Are Belong To Us.
 
I wish for to an.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/24 - 0:38 GMT
Granted, but Yoshi hanged you for your bad grammar. 😜
I wish for mag Unity world to finish itself. I can make faces!!! ❤💚💗💜💙💓💛🌟✨👌✌👋✋💋 💋
1 day - 5,340v
Posted 2012/03/24 - 0:50 GMT
Granted, but as a side-effect, you are emotionless, and therefore cannot make any faces.
I wish InfinityWard would buff the M60E4
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/24 - 1:34 GMT
NOT GRANTED
I wish for a box I cannot be kill by, that won't kill me and won't eat me. 
1 day - 5,340v
Posted 2012/03/24 - 1:39 GMT
Granted, but the box, having no signifigant value, bores you until you fall asleep regretting the wish.
I wish InfintyWard would nerf the ACR 6.8
9 hours - 1,113v
Posted 2012/03/24 - 17:49 GMT
I wish I knew what that meant.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/24 - 19:18 GMT
Me too. Not corrupted.

I wish I knew who Ambassador_Spock was.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/24 - 19:45 GMT
Granted, he is one of the moderators, and he is awesome. He is an oldie Martian.

I wish to know what CP meant.
9 hours - 1,113v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 2:04 GMT
Unfortunately can't grant, but I would not corrupt it. Because you called me awesome.
 
I wish I didn't find half a worm in my apple just now.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 2:12 GMT
You didn't, but you had a slug in the apple before that.....

I wish for Spock to realize that Star Wars is better.
9 hours - 1,113v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 2:21 GMT
Granted, but I get so obsessed with Star Wars I sacrifice you to the Sarlacc pit.
 
I wish my Internet would stop dropping at random times.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 3:36 GMT
Ok, but you had to use arpenet instead. (1950's era military Internet that made dual up look speed of light)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 7:06 GMT
YOU NO WISH!!!!
I wish for a wish. 
9 hours - 1,113v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 14:11 GMT
Granted, you wish to die, which is granted.
 
I wish my computer wouldn't shut down while I'm playing Minecraft.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 14:48 GMT
Granted, but you realIse how stupid it is.

I wish for 4 more days of weekend
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 14:51 GMT
Granted, but you were sick.
 
I wish for IdrA to win MLG.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 14:57 GMT
Noz....?

I wish for epicness
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 15:13 GMT
Granted. You gave it to me.
 
I wish for IdrA to win MLG.
9 hours - 1,113v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 20:06 GMT
No.
 
Iwishmyspacebarwouldn'tbestuck
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/25 - 22:08 GMT
Granted, but then all your other keys got stuck to each other.

I wish to comment on last comment wins. >...<
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/26 - 2:03 GMT
I do too.
Should I start a new one?
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/26 - 2:05 GMT
I will.

F*** Teh!!!!
(Pardon my French)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/26 - 2:38 GMT
I wish for a wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/26 - 2:49 GMT
You got a guess.
 
I wish to be powerfull and TO RULE PLEXPEDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EVAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
 
xP
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/26 - 10:14 GMT
(NOT GRANTED)
I wish for trains. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/27 - 0:41 GMT
You got run over by one.

I wish that net disasters would stop
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/27 - 2:46 GMT
Granted, but SOPA got passed.
 
I wish for Nyan Cat. On my calculator.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/27 - 3:23 GMT
Not granted. but you got Tetris :D
 
I wish for pacman on my calculator
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/27 - 20:42 GMT
Granted, but it was only a basic calculator, and not a graphing calculator.
 
I wish for an iPhone.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/27 - 23:02 GMT
Granted, but it was a lock of metal with IPHONE stamped on it.
@Ender, that aint so bad...
 
I wish for a machine that ended world hunger
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/27 - 23:42 GMT
Granted, but it made you starve to death.
 
 
I wish to be able to solve a Rubik's Cube in under 25 seconds.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/28 - 1:56 GMT
Granted, but it had no moving faces. You could, but...

I wish to own a nice car.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/28 - 3:15 GMT
Granted, but it ran over you.
 
I wish for another pair of headphones.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/28 - 3:17 GMT
Granted, but you went deaf before you could use them.

I wish for hot wheels
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/03/28 - 19:12 GMT
Granted. Every wheel you ever owned is now so hot that it's melted.
 
I wish for the old lava.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/28 - 20:27 GMT
Granted, but it wasn't in the newest version.
 
I wish for IdrA to stream more often.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/29 - 2:28 GMT
It steamed into a dark, cold, inaccessible part of the Internet.

I wish for mah map to be well liked by the community when it is released.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/03/29 - 2:43 GMT
We'll never like it because we get the WWWError...
I wish for trains. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/29 - 3:00 GMT
You got run over. (Again)

I wish to BE THE BEST MARTIEN MAPMAKER EVAAAAA
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/03/29 - 3:27 GMT
Granted, but you recieve no credit.
 
I wish for ILIEKTRAINS.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/01 - 19:22 GMT
Granted, but he runs you over.
I wish for pie *SOB!!* 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/01 - 19:35 GMT
Granted, but it was really mean. You asked for a SOB pie... :O pwned.
 
I wish for Quantum Theory.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/01 - 21:29 GMT
Granted, but it eats you.
o_O
I wish for a PS3 (The old version) 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/02 - 0:53 GMT
Granted, but It eats your mind til you have no brain. O_O

I wish for my map to work.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/02 - 4:01 GMT
Granted, but you were sucked into it, and died.
 
 
I wish to wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/02 - 4:11 GMT
No, So: you automatically don't wish and I automatically don't reply, and we break time and universal laws.

I wish for unity to WOOOOORKKK
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/03 - 21:35 GMT
Granted, but it carried all of my work for me.
Eh, eh? Anyone? Yoshi?
 
I wish for HA to be more populated.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/03 - 21:56 GMT
Granted... You had to populate it.
 
 
I wish for the tornado to go away.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/03 - 23:21 GMT
Granted, but it took you with.
 
I wish for someone to invent a quantum computer. I don't care if I own it or not.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/03 - 23:35 GMT
Granted, it ends up going back in time and being used by the Axis in WW2.
 
I wish for a computer that is more powerfull than any other on earth to be mine and mine alone, that will only work for me.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/04 - 4:09 GMT
Granted, but it falls on the ground and breaks.
 
I wish to be better at ping pong.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/04 - 14:24 GMT
Granted, but then you lose control of your arms in a car accident.

I wish for a decent opponent to best me at pool.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/04 - 14:57 GMT
Granted, but you lose everytime you play against me.
I wish for a victory pie.
200TH COMMENT!!!! 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/04 - 15:09 GMT
Granted, I JUST THREW IT IN YOUR FACE!

I wish to be 300th
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/04 - 20:27 GMT
...
 
 
I wish for a tissue filled with boogers.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/04 - 23:05 GMT
Granted. It's from Ratchet. And inside your mouth.

I wish for Strawberry Shortcake...
5 days - 22,986v
Posted 2012/04/05 - 16:08 GMT
I wish for FUDGE!YEs!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/05 - 20:22 GMT
Granted, but I made the fudge. And anything made by me (including water) will probably give you food poisoning.
 
 
I wish for my computer to work. And not explode.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/05 - 22:15 GMT
Granted, but you managed to kill it with your food poisoning.
 
I wish for people to stop deceiving on Mars.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/05 - 23:22 GMT
thanks for not corruption my shortcake. *burp*
 
I wish for people to admit they were wrong to hack on Mars o_O
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/05 - 23:37 GMT
Already granted–I wish people would pay attention to what I've said multiple times, not plot to have me say it yet again, and not spread false rumors about me behind my back, especially when the issue has been over for several weeks.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 0:23 GMT
I wish someone would stop saying I'm spreading false rumors.
What rumors?
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 1:08 GMT
Them rumors.
 
I wish for a unit circle.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 1:29 GMT
Granted, but you continue to learn rumors within your tiny clique.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 2:22 GMT
I wish to know them rumors.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 4:34 GMT
Granted, but you fail to realize I was talking about you and one other person in particular.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 4:49 GMT
U no wish

I wish to end world hunger
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 5:04 GMT
Granted. Everyone is then happy with life. With no misery, there is no happiness. As a result, everyone becomes even more miserable with life than before.
 
I wish for you to directly tell me what you still have against me, unlike another certain fellow you adore.
5 days - 22,986v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 13:53 GMT
Granted, but we formed together and destroy you, I being the puppet master.
 
 
OH I WISH UPON A StAT
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 14:50 GMT
Granted, but the statistic said your mother had a 100% probability of dying in the next 24 hours.
 
I wish to know everything.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:29 GMT
Granted, but I knew more.
 
I wish for chocolate.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:44 GMT
Granted, but I ate it.
 
I wish for a cup holder.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:45 GMT
Granted, but it spilled. And you cried.
 
I wish for a word that rhymes with orange.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:47 GMT
Granted: "lozenge" with a Minnesotan accent.
 
I wish for a word that rhymes with "purple".
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Nope. Door hinge.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:50 GMT
Curple.
 
I wish for the unit circle.
» Reply to Comment
Re: Nope. I wish to have a revolving door for my room .
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/06 - 23:24 GMT
                           
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/07 - 14:37 GMT
Granted, but your parents got mad because you kept slamming it.
 
I wish for cake.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/07 - 16:52 GMT
Granted, but it was a lie O.O
 
I wish to have more time.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/07 - 18:12 GMT
Granted, but all you could do with it is watch the movie In Time (which is really bad, I thought).
 
I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/07 - 20:44 GMT
You play Portal! :D
Granted, but it eats you anyway.
I wish for pie. 
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/08 - 2:53 GMT
But It too was a lie...(rhyming FTW)
@My previous corrupter, How do you slam a revolving door. :/

I wish to bathe in a roman bath.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/08 - 4:20 GMT
Granted, but you drowned.
 
I wish to be in Grandmaster league.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/08 - 14:29 GMT
Granted, but Deep Blue beat you. 100 times over and over....
Chess Computers FTW
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/09 - 15:24 GMT
Granted, but Chess Computers FTL.
 
I wish for people to check up on the RP more often than they do, so that we could keep it flowing.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/09 - 15:59 GMT
Me too D:

I wish for more people to post on HA
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/09 - 17:25 GMT
WHAT? HA IS FLOODED!!
 
I wish for Panzer to un-wish his wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/09 - 21:48 GMT
Not Granted. >:€
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/10 - 5:51 GMT
...
-_-
I wish for pie that won't eat me. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/10 - 14:07 GMT
Fine, you eat that wonderfully made pastry put of elephant poo. :P

I wish to own a comfortable chair
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/10 - 20:07 GMT
DENIED.

I wish for a pony.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/10 - 23:11 GMT
Granted, but the pony was evil and bucked you into a nuclear testing facility.

Never seen that before~

I wish for a comfortable bed
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/11 - 0:12 GMT
Granted, but it bounces you into the sun.
I wish for pie. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/11 - 4:07 GMT
Granted, but the the gas you get from eating it shoots you to the moon.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/11 - 7:24 GMT
I wish for true love.(XD)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/11 - 21:06 GMT
Granted, but you had a sudden fatal heart attack, and died.
 
I wish for Mario Kart to not be rigged. (Damn blue shells!)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/11 - 23:08 GMT
Granted, for someone else!
I wish for pie. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/11 - 23:13 GMT
Granted, but it landed it your face
 
@Yoshi MARIO KART IS SOOOOO EASY. I have 3 Stars on 150cc Mirror mode. Each cup. If you dont like blue shells, be second and pass at the end.
 
I wish for Yoshi to understand how easy Mario Kart (A little kid's game) is really easy.
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I wish for people to read comment titles.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 3:52 GMT
It is easy. It's just rigged.
» Reply to Comment
Re: I wish for people to read comment titles.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 3:59 GMT
Granted

I wish to be a good HA mod.
» Reply to Comment
I wish for CAW! 3!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 4:03 GMT
Perhaps. Perhaps not.
» Reply to Comment
Re: I wish for CAW! 3!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 4:04 GMT
Not until 1000 comments :3

I wish for Mario
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 4:14 GMT
Granted, but I ditched him over a gorge.
 
I wish for T2. (Say it out loud)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 7:34 GMT
Granted, but Terminator 2 already exists... -_-
I wsih for a 500GB SD card. (They do exist) 
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 16:46 GMT
Granted, but I put it in the sprinklers.
 
*facepalm*
 
I wish for T2. (Say it out loud, it isn't terminator)
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 20:19 GMT
No idea, sorry.
 
I wish for fresh, non-moldy cake, that I share with everyone! :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 21:30 GMT
As long as it's chocolate and non-toxic.
 
For T2? 42. Duh.
 
I wish for more math.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 22:10 GMT
Granted, but I destroy math forever granted happiness to all kids who hate it with passion.
I wish for a non-sprinkilable 500 GB SD Card 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 22:47 GMT
Granted, but I lit it on fire.
 
I wish everyone would love math.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 22:48 GMT
So do I.
 
I wish to find a good book for school-required book clubs.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 22:51 GMT
Yikes. Try a physics book. Those are always cool.
 
I wish for ice cream.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:13 GMT
Granted, but I had it.
 
Lol, imagine making my less-than-scientific friends read about quantum theory...plus the book I'm reading now is really expensive, and not available at libraries.
 
I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a mouse.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:13 GMT
Granted, but you get a rat instead.
I wish for a none flamable, none sprinkleable 500GB SD card. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:16 GMT
Granted, but I dipped it in concentrated sulfuric acid.
 
I wish four.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:22 GMT
Granted, four sharks attack you.
I wish for a invinsable 500 GB SD card. >:D 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:43 GMT
Granted, you failed your spelling test.
 
I wish.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 0:03 GMT
NOT GRANTED
I wish for no more spambots. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 0:33 GMT
Granted, but then Obama got voted for President again.
 
I wish for Don Quixote.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 1:32 GMT
Granted, but I beat you in Scrabble by spelling "Quixotic." With the whole 50 point bonus.
 
I wish for a frozen turkey cannon.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 1:46 GMT
Granted, but you shot yourself with it.
I wish 200,000 XP in FF12
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:27 GMT
Granted, but you were hit by a stray bullet from neptune.
 
I wish five.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:29 GMT
You got 5 % on your math test

I wish for a Steinway that I own (12 foot performance model)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:31 GMT
Granted, but you died.
 
.sdrowkcab klat ot hsiw I
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:33 GMT
???

I wish to understand that
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:36 GMT
.sdrowrof daer regnol on dluoc uoy tub ,detnarG
 
I wish for Panzer to understand it.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:37 GMT
Me too

Same wish
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:40 GMT
Same.
 
Look at it from every angle.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 21:43 GMT
Granted, but then I went back in time and threw a garbage truck at PocketMAD before he could throw one at me.
 
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
1 hour - 245v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 22:39 GMT
granted but u died
 
i wish for a celphone
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/13 - 23:03 GMT
I wish you could spell :O
 
I wish for candy canes :3
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:06 GMT
Granted, but they are poisoned...
I wish for pie... 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:16 GMT
Granted, but Yoshi gave you a math lesson instead ;)

I wish for cake. Chocolate chip cake
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:19 GMT
Granted, but Horus gave it to you.
 
 
I wish for H2O with no added chemicals, nor would I drown in it, or any friends/family.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:20 GMT
Alright. You are riding it off a waterfall. It's the fall that kills you. :P

I wish for a spaghetti bridge to cross the grand canyon
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:22 GMT
Granted, but i eat it when your half way across.
I wish for my mom to make Pasta LIKE SHE SAID SHE WOULD! -_- 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:24 GMT
*finishes licking lips free of spaghetti*
Guess what I had for dinner :P

I wish for cows to trample horus
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:25 GMT
Granted, but they were weightless cows.
 
I wish for a wish to wish for...my computer to stop smoking.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:28 GMT
Granted, but Nathan Drake shots it in a firefight.
I wish for a working old version PS3. 
1 hour - 245v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:47 GMT
granted but it was old in the 80s
 
i wish howl
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:01 GMT
No

I wish Horus would leave.
1 hour - 245v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:02 GMT
no i wish for howls moving castle
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:03 GMT
No. I wish horum would leave
1 hour - 245v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:04 GMT
lolwut
 
i wish for howls moving castle
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:05 GMT
No

I wish HORUS WOULD LEEEAVEEEE
1 hour - 245v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:05 GMT
but i just apologised
 
i wish for howls moving castle
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:12 GMT
No. I wish for Cake
1 hour - 245v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:13 GMT
granted but it was pie i wish for summer vacation
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:13 GMT
No, you were trapped in school until you were 90
 
I wish for 3.14
1 hour - 245v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:15 GMT
sure i wish for beads
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:15 GMT
granted, they were stolen from you.
 
I wish for faces
 
ex. :P XD >.<
1 hour - 245v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:16 GMT
granted but it was stolen from u i wish for a life
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:17 GMT
I is trying to watch Tintin...
Leave me alone. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/14 - 23:07 GMT
Granted, but it was taken from you as you were born.
 
I wish for to an.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/15 - 0:20 GMT
You got the 299th comment!!!

I WIN!!! 300

I guess all the losers in the next 5 comments xP
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/15 - 4:00 GMT
Yup.
 
Why are you guessing?
 
I wish for a wish to wish for to an.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/15 - 21:02 GMT
I would grant and corrupt that, but it makes no sense.

I wish for peace. PEACE!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/15 - 21:06 GMT
Granted, but then you had no happiness because there was nothing but peace.
 
I wish for this site to gain more popularity.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/15 - 21:29 GMT
Granted, but then I scared them all away.

I wish to die.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/15 - 22:42 GMT
Granted, but there was no afterlife waiting for you.
(...)
 
I feel really sad/mean :(((((((
 
I wish to NOT die.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/15 - 23:37 GMT
Granted, you were tortured for the rest of your life.

I wish for a piece of cake, which I decide to share with everyone else.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/16 - 0:50 GMT
Granted, but I ate it. All of it.
 
I wish orange.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/16 - 3:59 GMT
Granted, your eyes are permently blind, and a sickly orange ColourTown, with cater acts

I wish not to have to wear glasses
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/16 - 6:04 GMT
Granted, but you are now blind.
I wish for Transformers 5 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/16 - 18:55 GMT
Granted, but it had horrible acting, worse directing, andy the special effects cold have been done by a monkey.

(I assume you were wishing for a movie.)

I wish for CAW! To go global.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/16 - 20:47 GMT
Granted, but you couldn't put a word in edgewise.
 
 
I wish for yoga to be illegal.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/16 - 22:20 GMT
Granted, but a cop found you doing yoga in a backstreet alley, and you were shot.
 
I wish for crows to die.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/17 - 1:09 GMT
Granted, but a raven pooped on your head every day after for the rest of your life.

I wish for cookies
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/17 - 2:02 GMT
Granted, but I spit in them.
I wish for June 29th 2014 to really bring Transformers 4 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/17 - 3:01 GMT
UUUHHggg
 
You wished for transformers?
Dont get me started.
 
 
 
I wish the Titanic hadn't sank and killed hundreds of people.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/17 - 20:31 GMT
Granted, but a meteor crashed into the earth three seconds before you were born.
 
I wish to win the GSL.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:20 GMT
Not granted...
I wish to not have to fight Framfrit and Dr. Cid at the same time in FF12... -_- 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:36 GMT
Granted, but your brain was rewired to say only "Where's the tea?"
 
I wish to have a satisfying career in my future.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:43 GMT
Granted, but you got fired quickly.
 
I wish for serenity.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:52 GMT
Granted, but it was when you were in the hospital, dying.
 
I wish for a wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:54 GMT
Thereto, you got one, the one you just used. :O

I wish to smile evily. >:D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:55 GMT
Granted, but it was the only face you could ever make.
 
I wish to speak Greek.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:57 GMT
Granted, but you lost the ability to write anything but Binary. No one ever bothered to decode some messages like:MUDSLIDE DRIVE FASTER!!!-Ender's last binary message

I wish for coolness
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 3:32 GMT
Granted, but you died of Hypothermia.
 
I wish box.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 7:42 GMT
Granted, but it crushes you.
I wish for a guess to wish... >:D 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 15:10 GMT
But you wished to guess that you would die in two seconds. It's. Coming true....1 *bang*

I wish for a blade less fan.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 15:30 GMT
*glares* -_-
*Head exploads*
Wait! Got it
Granted, but I hit you with it.
I wish for a Helicopter in CC next week. 
4 hours - 1,355v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 17:25 GMT
Wish not granted.
 
The Carbon Combat helicopter won't be implemented for at least a month. :/
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 17:32 GMT
Y U NO WISH??!
I wish for the CC tank 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 17:34 GMT
Damn I gotta somehow disable that SketchupTutorials account with this website...
That was me again.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 22:23 GMT
Rawr.
 
I wish for sin(x).
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/18 - 23:14 GMT
Pancakes, doubling accounts is bad. :P
@ Nyan_Cat (see above)

Granted, you sinned so much you were elected "devil of the year" by Mormans United

I wish to have fun.

1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 4:20 GMT
Granted, but you died.
 
I wish for cos(x).
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 4:32 GMT
No idea.

I wish for people to wish for things that I can actually understand what they're saying and therefore comprehensively corrupt them.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:18 GMT
Hmmm?
Not granted
I wish for pie... 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:26 GMT
I threw it in your face.

I wish for a brick.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:42 GMT
I threw it in your face
I wish for no more TSC 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:51 GMT
Whaaaaaat?

I wish for a taxidermized deer.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:58 GMT
Ewwww
TSC = Tank Spawn Campers... -_-
I wish for no more TSC 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 6:03 GMT
But then you got Jet Noobed everywhere you went.

I wish for Noooope, Chuck Testa.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 6:08 GMT
No
I wish for cake 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 6:37 GMT
Noooope, Chuck Testa.

I wish for a cream cheese bagel.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 19:22 GMT
Granted, but I throw it in the dirt.
 
I wish for tan(x).
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 20:53 GMT
Granted, but it died, cos its a sin to tan.
 
I wish for puns. Good puns.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 21:09 GMT
Haha, very punny.

I wish for Yoshi to not have thrown my bagel in the dirt so I can eat it.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/19 - 21:10 GMT
Granted, but it was because you didn't exist.
 
I wish for someone to comment after me.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 0:09 GMT
Granted, but it was an ME!!!!!**crowd gasps in horror*

I wish for gasping to come from the next commenter.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 0:34 GMT
Too bad. Oh wait. *Sarcastic gasp.* Happy?
 
I wish for mc∆T.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 1:35 GMT
-_-
Granted, but it kills you.
I wish for the old HA backround 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 2:34 GMT
kinda me too
 
I wish for a sarcastic gasp!!! :O
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 2:41 GMT
*Gasp* You don't say?
I wish for the old HA backround!!!! 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 2:41 GMT
Granted, it was there before this one.
 
I wish for cake
2 hours - 311v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 3:32 GMT
Granted, but it was "chocolate"
I agree with Ratchet.
I wish for pie. 
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 3:38 GMT
Not granted...
WHO ARE YOU!!!
I wish for cake. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 3:55 GMT
Granted, but I threw it to the ground and squished it next to oaky's bagel.
 
I wish for Ratchet to reveal himself as Nyan_Cat.
 
Or for 4.18 J/g°C (Joules per gram degree celsius).
 
Or for 0.08206 L atm/mol K (Liter Atmospheres per Mole Kelvin).
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 4:09 GMT
Hopefully granted

I wish for orange cake
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 4:25 GMT
I pooped it it... -_-
I wish for pie. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 15:09 GMT
How many pies do you need in your face again.
*splat*

I wish for balloons.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 21:21 GMT
Granted, but they were water balloons, and you drowned in them.
 
I wish to be good at army compositions.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 21:52 GMT
Granted, but you just aren't
I wish for money to see the Avengers... 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 22:57 GMT
Granted, but you have a heart attack before the movie starts. You died.
 
I wish for [sin(x)]÷x.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 23:07 GMT
((19x9x11)(22)) ÷ 22=1881
 
but no, because i might have made a mistake.
 
I wish for no more #$%^&* math questions
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 23:10 GMT
Granted, but no.
 
I wish for:
 
100   
x2
x=1   
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/20 - 23:45 GMT
I haven't learnt that yet in school -_-

Not Granted

I wish for 1347!+298%of 57 (34) (45+6)=1.467895245689x
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/21 - 0:28 GMT
Granted, but you got a remote control for your birthday.
 
I wish for faster APM.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/21 - 0:48 GMT
Interesting wish.
 
I wish for:
 
lim        8  
x->8   x-8
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/21 - 2:42 GMT
Only if you answer mine

I wish for cake.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/21 - 10:05 GMT
I wish for this to be re-posted, the thread is getting absurdly laggy.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/21 - 13:58 GMT
Only 400+ comments to go. :)

I wish for ice cream
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/21 - 16:56 GMT
Granted, but I hit it on the ground.
 
I wish for the Standard Model.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/21 - 23:13 GMT
You got the a standard car when you wanted an automatic

I wish for cheese

1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/22 - 17:19 GMT
Granted, but it was moldy. I mean, REALLY moldy.
 
I wish for chocolate cake.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/22 - 18:06 GMT
Granted, but you got this cake instead.
 
happy Earth Day!
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/22 - 19:03 GMT
Granted, but Earth got polluted to the extreme.
 
I wish for a functional Kindle Fire that is owned by me.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/22 - 19:56 GMT
Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for earth to be green and blue and white.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/22 - 21:26 GMT
Granted, but then it was destroyed five minutes before it could find out the Question.
 
I wish for a fully-armed and paid-for Predator.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/22 - 22:06 GMT
*huge guy dressed in all black with a face mask stuffs Yoshi into a van and drives off*
 
There you just got a fully armed child predator. Hope you enjoy :)
 
I wish to own a B-17 bomber
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/23 - 0:39 GMT
Granted, but it bombed your mom.
 
I wish to solve the Rubik's 7x7.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/23 - 2:32 GMT
No LOL for my corruption of Yoshi's wish?!?
:(((((((

No, but you get to solve a 100000x100000 one
I wish for a lego block
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/23 - 19:03 GMT
Granted, but it weighed ten tons, and crushed you.
 
(Does anyone else see the smileys? :D)

I wish for people to notice the smiley faces in place of the text smileys! 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/23 - 21:21 GMT
Granted, but you died in a maple tree.
 
I wish for a stack of pancakes.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/23 - 23:19 GMT
Granted, but OM NOM NOM.
 
I wish for A Giant Enemy Crab. (With Shoop Da Woop Capabilities! :D)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/24 - 4:05 GMT
He crab was. Bigger than an elephant and sliced you in half.

I wish to eat cookies
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/24 - 4:39 GMT
I eat  them first.
I wish for cake 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/24 - 14:56 GMT
I eat it first.


NUMMMMEHH

I wish for jellybeans
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/24 - 17:19 GMT
... Which I ate.
 
 
 
I wish for a HOLY COW!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/24 - 21:10 GMT
Granted, but it told you to eat it.
 
I wish for a babel fish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 0:36 GMT
I drowned it o_O
 
i wish for a shark to eat Yoshi
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 2:06 GMT
Granted, but the shark eats you next.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 2:43 GMT
I wish eric would wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 2:55 GMT
Granted, he wished for your immenent death.
 
I did not corrupt it.
 
 
I wish for Jedi powers :)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 7:42 GMT
They are giben to me and I force choke you.
I wish for Star Wars: Episode 7 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 13:59 GMT
Granted, but it was a ST vs SW ruling, but star wars won. :)

I wish •-•
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 14:11 GMT
._. kills you
I wish for Star Wars Episode 7 and Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 15:01 GMT
No

I wish for a Star Wars vs Mars Explorer fan fiction
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 16:21 GMT
Granted, but it sucks.
I wsih for Despicible Me 3 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 21:11 GMT
Granted, but it sucks. I wish for Scientologists to shut up.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 21:21 GMT
Granted.
 
I wish for people to grow brains.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/25 - 21:25 GMT
Granted, but they take the little amount in yours.
I wish to see a C-17 land instead of all these Blackhawks. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 0:19 GMT
Granted, but it blows you to bits.
 
400th comment!
 
I wish for a donut.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 0:54 GMT
Granted, but it burned your liver to ashes.
And broke your spleen, stopped your heart, set your tongue on fire, melted your teeth and broke each of your ribs in 4 places.

I wish for 400th
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 5:33 GMT
Granted, but Yoshi stole it.
 
I wish for time.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:33 GMT
Which ran out faster than you could use it. You are now an old man on your deathbed.

I wish for a skeleton key.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:36 GMT
Granted, but you use it to kill yourself. 
I wish for people to stop commenting within 10 seconds making confusion
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:38 GMT
You seriously don't know what that is?

Wow.


.......
Granted, but I eated it.

I wishez for teh MOAR wishez.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:40 GMT
I had to edit it because you commented before me when I was already repling to Erics wish.
________________________________
 
The wishes kill you.
I wish for Tranformers 5 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:45 GMT
(insert previous corruption of same wish here)

I wish that Ratchet would stop wishing duplicate wishes, and making implicate guesses.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:48 GMT
Granted, but I kill you.
I wish for a 4th Jak & Daxter game 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:49 GMT
Granted,but Ratchet and Clank beat the heck out of them.

I wish for Crash Bandicoot.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:50 GMT
Granted, but I shoot him with the RYNO II
I wish for Ratchet & Clank 12 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:55 GMT
Awwww Yeaaaaaah.

I wish for HUGE GUNS.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 7:06 GMT
I shot you with the RY3NO
I wish for Avatar 2 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 7:27 GMT
Granted, but it was even more overrated than the first movie.

I wish for to an.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 7:48 GMT
Not granted.
I wish for 10 free PS2 games. 
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 20:33 GMT
Granted, but they were free because they were broken.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 21:26 GMT
Y U NO WISH?
I wish for a Wii U 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 21:30 GMT
Granted, but you crashed into it on your way to your funeral.
 
I wish to solve the Rubik's Cube faster.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 22:22 GMT
Granted, but I beat you.
 
I wish for chocolate.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 22:30 GMT
You ate it just before I told you its dog poop.
I wish for Ice Age 5 (4 is on the way) 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/26 - 23:01 GMT
Those stupid movies?!? Granted, but you got a better taste of quality films.
 
I wish for to win the Mega Millions 678 jackpot
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/27 - 3:15 GMT
... Except that the government decided to tax you on your money, and you lost it all.
 
 
I wish for a Sphero.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/27 - 3:17 GMT
No
 
I wish for lots of money, unstealable, to be mine, and that i cannot be hurt or trapped in any way.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/27 - 4:16 GMT
You have to CORRUPT THE WISH.

I only "DENIED" a wish when I do not understand it.

Here, I'll corrupt my own wish:

Granted, but the Sphero became autonomous, and ran away!


Granted, but you couldn't spend the money on anything.


I wish for Sphero to come back...
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/27 - 23:32 GMT
Granted, it came to me.

I wish to spend moneehh
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/27 - 23:44 GMT
Granted, but you spent too much and I owned your life as collateral. Then I shot you.
 
I wish for Chocolate.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/27 - 23:54 GMT
Granted, but you ate too much and became a human bouncy ball. :P

I wish for a cream soda
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 1:21 GMT
But I drank it.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 1:24 GMT
(Y U NO WISH)
I wish for Star Wars Battlefront 3
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 2:57 GMT
Granted, but star wars EAW is better and you know it.

I wish you all could play star wars EAW with me :)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 3:05 GMT
(LIAR!^^) 
NO!
I wish for no more PocketN00B 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 4:42 GMT
Let's not flame.

I wish for a new member
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 5:07 GMT
Wrong
I wish for a new player...
As long as its not Nyan_Cat4 -_- 
4 minutes - 30v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 15:27 GMT
Granted but......
 
I wish for another cats member
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 16:14 GMT
Noooooooo?
 
 
I wish for a wish to wish.
2 minutes - 10v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 18:04 GMT
Granted, but it a wish to be sucked into a black hole.
I wish for baking soda. 
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 18:09 GMT
-_-
I killed you.
Nyan_Cat = Oaky?
Nyan_Cats = Panzer
_NyanCat_ + Horus = PocketMad
Nyan_CatX = ? 
I wish to know who you are 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/28 - 20:43 GMT
Corrupted.

I wish for a bedside fan.
12 minutes - 55v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 1:30 GMT
Granted but you got ME!!!
 
I guess a forum infestation of
 
+ o + o 
+ o + +
o +
o + + +
+ o o + o
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_,------, o 
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-| /_/ 
-_-_-_-_-_-_-~|__( ^ .^) + + 
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-"" "" 
+ o o + o
+ +
o o o o +
o +
+ + o o +
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 2:31 GMT
Ratchet, I know it's you. Not cool.
 
I wish for all the nyan cats to reveal themselves.
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I wish for cake
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 2:36 GMT
Granted, but they were all you.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 2:41 GMT
__|__
|____|
 
Happy birthday.
 
I wish for no more -_- s.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 2:57 GMT
granted until Ratchet -____________________________________________________________________________________________- you
 
I wish for another cake
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 18:16 GMT
_|__
)___|
 
Granted, but I ate it.
 
I wish for literacy with scripting.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 20:19 GMT
Granted, but cakes used his powers for evil


I wish Yoshi's wish
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 21:57 GMT
Granted, but it was mine.
 
I wish to understand derivatives.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 22:31 GMT
Granted, but they reaped your soul.

I wish for an organized RP.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/29 - 23:11 GMT
Granted, it was an RP named "10000 ways to kill Oaky"

I wish to be better at soccer
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/30 - 0:04 GMT
Granted, but the soccer ball you used to practice exploded, causing you to be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

I wish for smart brains.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/30 - 0:13 GMT
granted, but they were mine.
 
I wish for a model airplane
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/30 - 0:16 GMT
Granted, but ZGW!

And then you lost The Game.

I wish for ZGW!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/30 - 1:01 GMT
ZGW??
Granted, but it stood for Zulu Ground War, and you were in the middle of it.
 
I wish for a wish to wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/30 - 2:49 GMT
granted, but wishes are corrupted nowadays and used their power for evil and pushed you off a cliff (you thought you wished too)
 
 
I wish someone guessed a wish that someone guessed.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/04/30 - 3:01 GMT
Nine 
That Nyan Cat isn't me... -_-
I wish for cake 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/04/30 - 14:06 GMT
Granted, but Yoshi ate it

I wish for cookies
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/04/30 - 16:58 GMT
Granted but I took them, passed them around the HA Community a couple times, and then gave them back to you. You got a couple crumbs.
 
I wish for Panzer to have cookies.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 0:12 GMT
Granted, but I steal them from him
I wish for a wallet that guesses... ;) 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 0:19 GMT
Granted, but I bashed you all on the head for eating my cookies >.<

I wish for more cookies
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 0:31 GMT
And I eat those too. >:D
I wish for Mars Explorer to be a better game. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 1:26 GMT
Granted BUT IT GOBBLED YOU UP LIKE YOU ATE MY COOKIES!!!
 
I wish for MOAR COOKIES
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 5:18 GMT
I ate them too. >:D
I wish for Panzer to not eat me for taking his cookies. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 5:23 GMT
Granted, but he ripped you open to get his cookies back.
 
I wish for a paradox.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 14:39 GMT
Did Ratchet truly eat the cookies if I ripped him open to get them?

(philosophy instead)

I wish for multiplayer sy3th
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 14:40 GMT
Did Ratchet truly eat the cookies if I ripped him open to get them?

(philosophy instead)

I wish for multiplayer sy3th
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 20:44 GMT
Meee toooooo.
 
I wish for Syn3h B3.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 21:52 GMT
Nope.
 
I wish for Syn3h. Fully completed.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:09 GMT
Me too. :'(

I wish for CC to not exist. TT_TT
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:10 GMT
Not Granted.
 
I wish for a muumuu.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:13 GMT
Granted, but you became a cow.



(IDK)
I wish for mars explorer geeks
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:14 GMT
Granted, I introduced my friend to it.
 
I wish for health.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:16 GMT
It kills you thought
I wish for Hitler/ PocketMad to get his well deserved permban 
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:18 GMT
YOU CHANGED YOUR COMMENT. I still say the same.
 
I wish for health, and for sinus infections to never exist.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 1:42 GMT
Granted, you got strep throat, not a sinus problem. It is healthy for everyone you yell at.
 
 
I wish for PB to comment
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 3:46 GMT
That's for him to decide.
 
I wish for chocolate cake.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 4:27 GMT
Granted but ratchet ate it.

I wish to own a 3d printer
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 6:21 GMT
Granted, and I got one too.

I wish for Ratchet to stop hating on pocketMAD so much.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 7:36 GMT
I don't hate him... (Even thought he deserves it)
He hates me, you can ask him if you want.
I've asked for peace, but he said no. Now I am done asking for peace.
I wish for Paocketmad to be permbanned 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 8:43 GMT
I wish for you both to stop. You're both just as bad as one another, quit it.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 9:01 GMT
(You know he's worse..)
Not granted
I wish for Panny to leave 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 12:33 GMT
I wish for you to stop being such a troll.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 13:00 GMT
I wish I didn't have to wish my previous wish.
I cannot stand you Panny, but you don't kick a man when he's already down and you don't pour salt on open wounds. Yet all of you still do.
Would you not be angry also? Would you dig real down in your soul to bring up those human feelings your were born with to stop it for five seconds?
I have enough crap in real life to deal with, and I do NOT need it here. You can't grant someone peace for five minutes of his life?
That is my true wish. 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 14:53 GMT
Wow. Okay, in every post on Plexpedia involving you, you have flamed PocketMAD for seemingly NO REASON. He didn't say anything beforehand, and he didn't do anything to you.

I wish Ratchet would suck it up.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 14:57 GMT
Would like for me to show you some of the PM's he has sent me.
Granted, but I kiil you with a chainsaw.
I wish for brains for people. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/02 - 14:57 GMT
Granted, but...you all kept on fighting.

I wish you did this in PMs
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 0:48 GMT
Granted, but the PMs were public messages.
 
I wish that Ratchet would quit whining, and Pocketmad wouldn't be such a nuisance.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 0:55 GMT
Granted, but I kill all Yoshi's with a Chainsaw.
Including you.
I wish for a funny joke. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 0:58 GMT
Your IQ.
 
I wish for chocolate.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 1:03 GMT
I kill you with a chainsaw again.
I wish for Yoshi to stop trolling. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 1:20 GMT
Granted, but OMG YOSHI THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

I wish for Yoshi's insult powers.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 2:50 GMT
Granted, but I had them and used them on your mom...who is a place.
 
I wish for to an.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 13:59 GMT
Granted, but your insults suck.

I wish for iron cookies
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 21:55 GMT
Granted, but they tasted too good NOT to eat.
 
 
I wish for to an.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/03 - 23:49 GMT
Granted, but it killed you.

I wish for a warm meal for supper. :)
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CAW! 3! after I win this one.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/04 - 1:14 GMT
Granted, but I personally find molten lead to be very unappetizing.
 
I wish for
» Reply to Comment
Re: CAW! 3! after I win this one.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/04 - 3:13 GMT
Granted, but you win nothing here or there :)
 
I wish for a car to be mine
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/04 - 5:11 GMT
*revs up chainsaw*
:)
I wish for a script to do whatever I want. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/04 - 14:22 GMT
Granted, but you rotted 10 years in jail starting an hour later.

I wish for chocOcate.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/04 - 20:58 GMT
You get PoOp instead.
I wish for a better chainsaw 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/04 - 22:04 GMT
Granted, but it was my mom's.
 
I wish for to an.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/09 - 18:53 GMT
Granted but you get this instead:



I wish for nothing, I am content.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/09 - 20:51 GMT
Granted, but then you die.
 
I wish to understand the concept of "nothing".
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 0:50 GMT
Granted, but you become it.
I wish for help with my videogame(s?) 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 2:49 GMT
Granted, but it's the wrong kind of help...
 
I wish for an idea for what to wish for...
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 3:11 GMT
Granted, but you forgot it.
 
I wish.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 4:14 GMT
It kills you.
I wish for a new chainsaw 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 15:52 GMT
Granted, but I break it. Sorry. ^^;;

I wish for ppl to use more smileys.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 19:44 GMT
Here's one:
-_-
I wish for $2000 so I can buy everything on my Amazon wish lists 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 21:29 GMT
Granted, but it was in counterfeit pennies.
 
I wish for good things to wish for.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 21:38 GMT
Granted, but you wish for death.
And I don't corrupt it.
I wish for everything on my Amazon Wishlists. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 21:49 GMT
Granted, but you got it 1 second before you entered the event horizon on a black hole.
 
I wish to die. (hey, I must wish for whatever somebody said I would!)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 22:05 GMT
Not corrupted.
:D
I wish for everything on one of my amazon wishlists. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 22:20 GMT
Granted, but you loose it all now and you will loose it again when you wish for it the fourth time.
 
I wish for Ratchet to wish for something new :D
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/10 - 22:32 GMT
No.
I wish for ring around the rosie. ;) 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/11 - 3:01 GMT
Granted! Ring around the rosie is a song originally about the Black Death.
 
Ring around the rosie
There was apparently a ring around the red sores
Pocketful of posie
Pocketful of pus.
Ashes, ashes we all fall down!
That's death.
 
I wish for smart people.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/11 - 4:19 GMT
Have you met me?
I wish for pie. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/11 - 5:21 GMT
Actually, Ender, posies were the flowers believed to repel the Black Death because of their sweet smell.
 
@Ratchet
 
Granted, but you ate nothing but pie for the rest of your (short) life.
 
I wish for Syn3h.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/11 - 5:49 GMT
You know we're getting nothing past Syn3h B2.
I wish for the old HA backround. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/11 - 21:19 GMT
Not Granted.
 
I wish for people to be less stupid.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 2:11 GMT
Granted, but you got dumber
I wish for a apple pie. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 3:15 GMT
Granted, but it was made with butter instead of apples.
(and you ate it)
 
 
I wish for moar ipod!
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 3:40 GMT
No iCrap.
I wish for Windows 8 to really be able to play 360 games. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 4:49 GMT
Granted, but 360 degrees celcius Is quite hot and it melted the windows 8 software. ;)

I wish for ps3
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 5:19 GMT
Granted, but you got the Slim model that's crap.
I wish for a Xbox 360 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 16:20 GMT
Granted, but it was crap anyway.

I wish for a model plane.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 16:27 GMT
Granted, but the Grammar Nazis took you away for not using the word "an."

I wish for The Internet.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 19:05 GMT
Granted, but it gave me access to grammatically criticize everything you say.
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Like now? -_-
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 19:28 GMT
Y U NO WISH?!
I wish for this Mi-Fi to run faster. 
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Re: Like now? -_-
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 19:57 GMT
Granted, in 15 years.
 
I wish for a homework machine which is 100% accurate
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 20:30 GMT
Granted, but i steal it.
I wish for cookies. 
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Ahm donnas guessers Dat ah iiz wanna Cake
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 21:37 GMT
Granted, but the chocolate chips were poo.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 21:48 GMT
Don't you dare start that here!
-_-
Not granted because you didn't wish!
I wish for pie 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/12 - 22:37 GMT
Granted but you got a poo pie.
 
Ahm gonnas guessers Dat ah iiz wanna Cake
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 0:48 GMT
Granted but it was imaginary.
I wish to wish.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 0:54 GMT
Its a wish to live
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1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 0:55 GMT
Ah stop it.
 
UI wish for jujubes
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 1:52 GMT
Ratchet, I think we get the point. Let's keep it down to one "I wish for a wish," please :P
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 2:18 GMT
I wish to wish?
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:12 GMT
Granted, but you wished to wish for eternity

I wish to eat cake
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:15 GMT
Granted, but I steal it.
I wish for Battle New York 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:43 GMT
Granted, but Jersey decided to butt in, and ruined the whole thing.

I wish for Ratchet to stop corrupting wishes using a chainsaw.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:52 GMT
Granted, but I kill you with a chainsaw.
I wish for the Cubs to go and win the World Series, the Broncos to go to the Super Bowl and win, and for the Flyers to win the Stanley Cup.
:) 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:56 GMT
"Granted, but I kill you with a chainsaw."

See how annoying that can get? The point of CAW is to cleverly corrupt someone's wish so that it backfires. Chainsaws typically don't have anything to do with that.

I wish for Ratchet to see my point.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:01 GMT
Granted, but he immediately forgot once he saw this mysteriously familiar image:Chainsaw Black Outline Clip Art
 
I wish for a willow tree.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:03 GMT
xD

Granted, but it died in a hurricane.


I wish for the double rainbow guy.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:07 GMT
Y U NO CORRUPT??!
I wish for Star Wars Battlefront 3 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:10 GMT
Umm.... I did...

ARE YOU FREAKING BLIND?

And why didn't you corrupt my wish?

*disappointed, annoyed sigh*

I wish that Ratchet wouldn't be such a Zollu.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:14 GMT
No
I wish for people to stop commenting while I'm typing.
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1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:17 GMT
Granted, but when he looked up what a zollu was, he realized it was only a name from Humor America and not a personality, so he never changed.

EDIT: Ratchet beat me.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:20 GMT
Granted, but then I start commenting exactly before you comment on every single post you comment on it, making your posts obsolete. HAH!

I wish that Ratchet could meet newb-days Stryker, and Zollu, and then they'd all go off to Andrew-land where they could noob to their heart's content.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:29 GMT
Granted, but I punch you in the face, then you fall into a black hole.
I wish for Mento and a Diet Coke 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:30 GMT
Granted, but it blew up in your face.

I wish for people to stop kidnappin--
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:34 GMT
Granted, but I kidnap you, lock you in the basement and force you to make wine.
I wish for Baking Soda and Baking Powder 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:40 GMT
Granted, but I switch them out with rat poison when you're not looking. Enjoy those cookies, Ratchet. >:D

I wish to be immune to any corruption for one wish after this one, and have that wish actually come true.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:42 GMT
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Granted, but it goes to me instead.
I wish for a sandwhich. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:45 GMT
Granted, but it consists of sand, which doesn't taste very good.
 
I wish for an epiphany.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:45 GMT
Granted, but...

I wish for a Pikachu IRL. :D
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:48 GMT
No Pokeicrap
I wish for a 4th chair for the dining room 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 15:28 GMT
Granted, you sat on it too, but Yoshi put a tack on your seat. :) a 4in one :)

I wish to own an xwing
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 19:28 GMT
Granted, but I steal it.
I wish for a Tie Bomber 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 19:40 GMT
Granted, but my recently-restolen xwing easily blows it out of the sky.
 
I wish for a SSD
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 19:46 GMT
Hmmm?
I wish for Final Fantasy XV 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 20:20 GMT
Granted, but it was not really it and you were scammed.
 
I wish for cake
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 20:24 GMT
Granted, but it was my cake.
 
I wish to swim in brownies.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/13 - 20:51 GMT
Granted, but the prownlies were too runny and you fell down in to brownie-quicksand.
 
I wish to eat brownies
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 5:14 GMT
Granted, but they are so delicious that you cant stop eating, and eating, and eating, and eating....

You eventually die of hot-dog poisoning.

(I will be your best friend if you get the reference.)

I wish for an epic adventure novel to read.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 5:56 GMT
I've I ever finish mine I'll send you a signed copy. ;)
I wish for the eintire Rebel/ New Republic Fleet 
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 14:02 GMT
Granted but....
"imperial march plays"

Look what's coming to get you!!! Zeh Imperialz!!! Ruuuunnn!!!!!

I wish for a yt-1300
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 18:30 GMT
Granted, but I corrupt it. (No idea what that is.)
 
 
I wish to read Phineas and Ferb's epic novel. (See: "Mommy Can You Hear Me?")
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:26 GMT
Granted, but I read it too.
 
I wish to rid the world of hate for bronies.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:28 GMT
0_0
 
Granted, but the method of doing so was eliminating every. Last. Brony.
 
(YESSSSSSSSS)
 
I wish for Minecraft.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:30 GMT
Granted, but it was mine.
 
I wish to rid the world of hate for bronies, without ridding the world of them or in any way causing them harm (physical, mental, emotional).
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:52 GMT
Granted, but MLP was cancelled (anyway?)
I wish for the Xbox 720 to be worth buying. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:53 GMT
HAHA like anything by Microsoft will ever be worth buying...
 
I wish for MOAR CHOCOLATE!
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:55 GMT
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Granted, but you ate poop.
I wish for a Xbox 720, Wii U, Dreamcast 2 and the PS4 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:57 GMT
@Ender The only reason I might buy an Xbox is because of the Halo games. I friggen loved them, and I might like the new one, although Bungie did it best.
 
Granted, but those things didn't exist.
 
I wish for Halo to come back to the Mac, and to every other console. (FTW!)
 
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:00 GMT
No. iCrap!
I wish for a Dreamcast 2, or help with my video game. 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:02 GMT
Granted, but I steal the game and take all of the credit for it, and I break your Dreamcast 2.
 
I wish for people to see the greatness of Apple.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:03 GMT
No
I wish for people to not pay an extra $1000 for crap. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:05 GMT
Granted, they paid an extra $1000 to learn to program.
 
I wish to understand everything.
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Starships we're meant to fly!......
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:07 GMT
Granted, but you lose it in 5 seconds...
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I wish for a PS3 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:08 GMT
Granted, but it was mine.
 
 
I wish to have better APM.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:11 GMT
Nope
I wish for Final Fantasy XII-2 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:15 GMT
No.
 
I wish for pi to the pi to the e i tau.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:17 GMT
I wish for people to not wish for obscure stuff. (Can't corrupt that, sorry.. :/  )
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:18 GMT
Not Granted, I wish for ThinkGeek t-shirts that fit comfortably.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:25 GMT
Granted, wait what?

I wish for Sphero.
 
(Ender knows what I'm talking about.) 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/14 - 22:56 GMT
But I don't.
 
I wish for Ultimate Power.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/15 - 0:51 GMT
Granted, but It was mine and I began exerting my iron will over the universe, starting by pulverising your spleen.
 
I wish for an iron man suit.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/15 - 1:33 GMT
Granted, but I steal it.
I wish for Captain  America's Shield.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/15 - 1:58 GMT
Granted, your head was chopped off with it.
 
I wish for people to stop being stupid.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/15 - 4:17 GMT
Granted, but society re-corrupts the minds of people all around the world.
 
I wish for a productive summer.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/15 - 4:21 GMT
Granted, it Phineas and Ferb out-do you.

I wish for cows and cows and cows.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/15 - 4:39 GMT
Granted, here's a mirror.
I wish for food. 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/15 - 4:49 GMT
Granted, but it was (see previous wish)

I wish for Cows with Guns.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:04 GMT
Granted, but I drove over them with a diamod-tipped combine harvester.
 
Yes, you may now picture that. >:)
 
I wish for a tank
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:05 GMT
Granted, your shot with one.
I wish for a charger for my free iCrap 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:06 GMT
Dats nice. 
 
Ipod?
 
I wish for cake
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:09 GMT
Granted, but its a lie.
 
I wish to learn Java
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:27 GMT
Granted, coffee tastes pretty good, but to LEARN it?
 
i wish for cookies
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:38 GMT
Granted, but your browser crashed becuase of them.
 
@Ratchet: Did you click one of those ads for a free iPad? Lol.
 
iWish.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:40 GMT
Not granted.
No, a friend needed a Nerf barrel extender. And I wasn't passing up a good deal. 
600th comment! 
I wish for victory cake 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:41 GMT
Not granted.
 
I wish for a grant.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 4:16 GMT
Granted, but Ratchet had cake and developed liver failure. ;$

I wish for a RC tank
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 16:07 GMT
Granted, but it was thrown off a cliff by the Hulk.
 
 
I wish for TEH INTERNET.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 22:36 GMT
Granted, but I was teh RULAR!
 
I wish for immature people to be mature.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 23:26 GMT
Granted, but then the mature people switched roles with the immature people.
 
I wish for Ratchet to quit flaming MAD and to stop using that really, really annoying frownie. ((-_-))
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 23:35 GMT
-________________________________________-
No
I wish for Oaky to have been here when I was the one being trolled constantly 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/16 - 23:48 GMT
Granted, but I actually was, and I don't recall you ever being trolled.
 
I wish for Ratchet to not assume things without any evidence.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:01 GMT
(._. )
 
I wish that, too.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:03 GMT
I wish for a atom bomb to be dropped in a black hole.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:09 GMT
Why?
 
sense for I some wish to make people more.
» Reply to Comment
To see what happens
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:11 GMT
Yoda lol
I wish for a taom bomb to be dropped into a black hole 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:13 GMT
Why?
 
Yoda No, wasn't it.
 
I wish.
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To see if a Black Hole can be destroyed. Maybe a TARSA bomb instead...
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:16 GMT
No
I wish for a TARSA bomb to be dropped into a Black Hole
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:22 GMT
No, that won't work.
 
I wish for real physics.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:31 GMT
Granted, I kill you with a Catapult.
I wish for hot chocolate 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 1:28 GMT
Granted, but the mashmellows choke you...fatally
 
I wish for a marshmellow
2 hours - 311v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 2:10 GMT
Granted, but I feed it to my dog.
I wish for my pet fish to not have died.
:( 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 2:13 GMT
Granted but your....cat ate it.

I wish for Nyan_Cats identity to be known
2 hours - 311v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 2:16 GMT
Never!
I wish for a mint 
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 2:38 GMT
Granted, but it has rat poison on it.
I wish for a Chevy Camaro ZL1 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 6:08 GMT
Granted, but your little brother crashed it when you let him borrow it.

And you can't do anything about it. At all.

I wish for COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!
» Reply to Comment
I don't have a little brother
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 6:24 GMT
COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!
I wish for Boston Creme Pie 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 20:44 GMT
Granted, it was smashed into your face with 1000 pounds of force.
 
I wish to wish for a remote.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 22:28 GMT
Granted, but I injected you with sodium pentathol, and you told me, and it never came true.
 
I wish for cake.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/17 - 22:57 GMT
Granted, it was in Nyan_Cat's face.
 
I wish for pi.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/18 - 1:13 GMT
Granted, but it ended.

I wish for a new CAW
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/18 - 1:36 GMT
Granted, it came after Le 2000th comment.
 
I wish for somebody to stop using the Nyan Cat account.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/18 - 2:18 GMT
Granted, but then someone else took over.

I wish for ___ and then ___ and then you died.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/18 - 3:30 GMT
Granted, but the ____ went and _____'ed and then you died.
 
 
I wish for an iPhone.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/18 - 10:28 GMT
Granted, I let you have it.
(There's your corruption right there.)
I wish for a iCrap charger 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/18 - 14:33 GMT
Granted, but it didn't work because it was made by Microsoft. [see what I did there? :)]
 
I wish to understand the universe.
2 hours - 311v
Posted 2012/05/18 - 14:41 GMT
Granted, but it implodes on you.
I wish for  no more Tac Nyan
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/19 - 0:49 GMT
Granted...but I posted 1000 more.
 
I wish for cake
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/20 - 16:14 GMT
Granted, but it gave you salmonella.
 
I wish for understanding...of EVERYTHING!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/20 - 17:07 GMT
granted, but you understood why Adolf Hitler killed the Jewish race, then commited suicide because his demented brain's reason was atrocious.
 
I wish for world peace
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 2:10 GMT
Granted, but you weren't around to see it.
 
I wish to know if God exists. :)
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:32 GMT
The proof is the Universe itself.
I wish for more pizza 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:35 GMT
Granted, but then you realized that "God" is simply an extremely advanced alien race.
 
I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for 42 more wishes.
 
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:37 GMT
Granted, but I punch you in the face for being stupid.
I wish for some Boston Creme Pie 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:43 GMT
Granted, but I used a fancy tesla coil to convince a bunch of primitives that I am a god (not hard) and told them to kill you by throwing you off a cliff into a swimming pool - with jello mix.
 
I wish for people to use reason.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:50 GMT
Granted, you realise god exists right before you die.
I wish for a Sony Tablet 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:52 GMT
Prove it. Oh, wait! You can't!
 
I wish for Underscores ____________________
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:54 GMT
Granted, but you kill yourself with ___________________________
I wish for Lego Star Wars 4 
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Ratchet, Christians don't help people meet God using violence.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 5:52 GMT
Granted, but I trap you in a giant LEGO box forever.

I wish Ratchet would stop being a hypocrite, it's embarrassing me.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 7:40 GMT
How am I being a hypocrite n00b?
I wish for a new chainsaw. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 15:14 GMT
Granted, but it was a plastic toy.

I wish for a 1000$
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 15:23 GMT
Granted, but it was counterfeit, and the police took you down.

I wish for a mellow Willow.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 17:19 GMT
Granted but the willow weeped for months on end after ;) 
 
(see what i did there?)
 
I wish for a warmer swimming pool.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 17:39 GMT
Granted but then Iceman froze it while you were swimming.

I wish for ___ and then ___ and so ___
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 19:09 GMT
____ kills you
I wish to stop throwing up.
>~< 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 19:46 GMT
Granted, but you threw up one last time.
 
I wish for someone to wish so I can corrupt it.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/21 - 23:35 GMT
Granted, but I wish that you will not corrupt my wish.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 2:05 GMT
Granted, but I don't, therefore corrupting your wish.
 
I WISH FOR NO MORE CAPS LOCK. (Used Shift ^^)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 2:40 GMT
GRANTED BUT I DIDN'T
 
I WISH FOR CAKE!!!!!!!!!
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 2:50 GMT
Granted, but the cake is a falsehood. (See what I did there? eh? Ehhhhh?)
 
I wish for a slap in the face.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 15:09 GMT
Granted *slap*

I wish to slap Oaky again.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 15:54 GMT
Granted
I wish for a new, better chainsaw 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 21:38 GMT
Granted, but I accidentally drop it in the lake.
 
I wish for Ratchet to stop hating me, and to learn what troll means.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 23:00 GMT
Granted, he reads a dictionary and finds out what is under the bridge. ;)
 
I wish for cake
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/23 - 0:03 GMT
Granted, but I plant your face in it. I wish for Ratchet to not be Jeremy.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/23 - 3:34 GMT
Granted, but then he gets his friend Wrench and whacks you on the head.
 
(Who's jeremy?)
 
I wish for a comment to come next.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/23 - 3:57 GMT
LOL!!!!
 
Granted, but the pie fell on the ground.
 
I wish for some ice cream.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/23 - 4:16 GMT
Granted, but...
 
It was pizza-flavored.
 
:/
 
I wish for WYR.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/24 - 20:37 GMT
Granted.
 
WYR.
 
I wish for to an.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/24 - 22:47 GMT
No.
 
I wish for REM.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/24 - 23:03 GMT
granted, but you wokr up after 15 minutes of deep sleep
 
I wish for cake
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 0:48 GMT
Granted, but I hit it to the ground.
 
I wish for Epicness.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 2:06 GMT
Granted, but it was my epic slap to your* face.
 
 
 
 
I wish for your turn.
 
 
(*Anyone who this may apply to.)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 2:26 GMT
Granted, but *mega slap*

I wish to slap horus
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 2:28 GMT
Granted, but Horus no longer visits the forums.. (At least not that I'm aware of.)
 
I wish for an explanation of Pocket's puppet.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 3:39 GMT
Granted, but now you can't PM from your account either
I wish for Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 3 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 4:07 GMT
Granted, but I stole it.
 
I wish for CAW to be reversed for the next 10 comments.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 4:12 GMT
No
I wish for Oaky to stop calling me Rat or else.
-__- 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 15:30 GMT
Granted, but I got *Rat* kicked off of Plexpedia.

I wish for more RAGEFACE.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/25 - 22:25 GMT
-__________________________-
 
That one?
 
Or mine?
 
(._. )
 
I wish for more ASCII.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/26 - 15:27 GMT
Granted, but it was Rick Asley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" in ASCII coding.

I wish for less trolls.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/26 - 22:30 GMT
Granted, but you die cause your a troll.
I wish for Force Unleashed 3 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/27 - 1:11 GMT
Granted, but it had the plot or Star Trek v.s. Star Wars, and if you even died once, star trek won
 
I wish for a SW v.s. ST movie 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/27 - 19:37 GMT
Granted, but it was by George Lucas.

@Ratchet you're*. And you're still using that term incorrectly.

I wish for no more Ratchet.
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Re: I wish...
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/27 - 20:55 GMT
Granted, but Horus showed up, the very next day :)
 
@Oaky, how was that a corruption?
 
I wish the same as the last wish made by me.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/27 - 21:17 GMT
No
I wish for a new Laptop 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/27 - 23:23 GMT
Granted, but it was mine.
 
I wish for understanding.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/05/27 - 23:35 GMT
Granted, but its to understand Hitlers reasoning behind WWII
I wish for a Dreamcast 2 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 0:38 GMT
Granted, but it was a nightmare.
 
I wish for unity 2.6 full to be free.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 1:21 GMT
Granted, but then the tax went up so you lost the money anyway.

I wish for a better prequel trilogy for Star Wars.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:39 GMT
Granted, but you had to pay for it!
 
I wish to have as much program prowess as Achilles.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:41 GMT
Granted, but you went blind and lost your hands.

I wish I was on TV.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:42 GMT
Granted, it was on a "wanted: dead or alive" advertisement.
 
I wish to have the ultimate corruption to every wish.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:50 GMT
Granted, but I took credit for coming up with them. (See: Would you Rather....?)

I wish for nothing, and everything.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:51 GMT
Granted, but Luna Lovegood's brain was implanted into yours.
 
I wish to memorize the entire Harry Potter series.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:57 GMT
Granted, but AVA KEDAVRA.

I wish for granted.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:58 GMT
Nope.
 
I wish to know if god existed.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 3:03 GMT
Granted, but a misguided person who didn't know a lick of theology tried to tell you and caused your conceptions of god to be misguided as well.

I wish for a clever joke.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 3:50 GMT
A joke... is a story with a humorous climax.
 
I wish for text.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/05/28 - 3:54 GMT
Granted, but it was a textbook.

I wish. For. Punctuation.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/01 - 23:07 GMT
..............................
 
 
.,(!)::,.?(..!,?:!!..,:.)!?.,!:!)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/01 - 23:50 GMT
4,!>>]|?€¥¥<|{>?<>£+#

I wish to be able to speak binary
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/02 - 1:08 GMT
Granted, but no-one understood you.
I wish for L337 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/05 - 23:14 GMT
I could understand it.
 
Granted, I dropped 1,337 nukes on you.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/06 - 14:49 GMT
No wish....


HALL OF FAMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I wish for Abister to export another of my worlds.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/06 - 19:32 GMT
Granted, but then you had a heart attack because it got messed up in the data transfer.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/06 - 23:20 GMT
@Yoshi: Granted but I kill you FOR NOT WISHING!
I wish for a Tracphone. 
» Reply to Comment
That's what she said!!!!
1 day - 4,967v
Posted 2012/06/07 - 0:40 GMT
granted but someone ruined it by saying^^^^
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/09 - 14:56 GMT
[corruption]
 
[wish]
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:25 GMT
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:31 GMT
Granted, but they kill you first.
I wish for Halo to have a no Blood/Gore Option. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:33 GMT
I wish for Halo to be on Wii.
» Reply to Comment
A) No, B) See Copruption, C) Bungie is ownder by Microsoft, no way
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:37 GMT
Nintendo only does Kiddi games.
I wish for a Dreamcast 2
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:40 GMT
Granted, read "Voyage of the Dawn Treader".
 
I wish to wish successfully.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:42 GMT
No
I wish for a 5 Terabyte Harddrive.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 14:29 GMT
Granted, but it's your brain.
 
I wish for epicness that is mine.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 17:42 GMT
Granted, but you must share.
 
MWAHHAHA
 
I wish for better BBall Skillz
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/22 - 20:59 GMT
Granted, but I'm still better.
I wish for the PS Vita 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/23 - 2:14 GMT
Granted, but it's miineee.
 
I wish...to see all of you IRL someday.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/23 - 5:57 GMT
Granted, but its on Easter Island because SOPA shut down the Internet. :/
I wish for the PS4. :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/24 - 3:20 GMT
Granted. I got one too and pwned you in ALL the games.
 
I wish for people to be less stupid. *goes off to burn kittens*
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/24 - 4:12 GMT
Granted, but I(etc...)
I wish for (etc...) 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/25 - 4:21 GMT
Granted, but it means eating tricky cookies.
 
I wish to understand everything.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/25 - 4:31 GMT
Have you seen Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? :O
I wish for a Working Bike 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/25 - 13:41 GMT
Granted, but you forgot how to ride one.
 
I wish for a pie.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/25 - 13:46 GMT
Granted, but take the cookie.
I wish for 6 hours to pass. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/25 - 23:25 GMT
Granted, but the time machine is broken.
 
 
I'm not gonna wish. Next comment does the wish.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 0:28 GMT
-_-
I wish for Lamp to leave. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 2:38 GMT
Granted, but he leaves and lives with you.
 
I wish for the world not to have any noobs.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 9:50 GMT
Granted, but your the only person left in the world.
I wish for  Nerf guns
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:06 GMT
You forgot me.
 
Granted, but I dumped them from a cardboard box off your roof onto your head. It hurt.
 
I wish that I could play at Pebble Beach.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:16 GMT
Granted, but you died.
 
I wish for a wish for...people to stop being so stupid.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:20 GMT
So do I. (Too bad the only solution is temporary and completely unethical)
 
I wish for chocolate cake.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:23 GMT
Granted, you eat it, but its poop.
I wish for a radio
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:25 GMT
Granted, but I killed you with it.
 
I wish for 99 bottles of water.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:39 GMT
Granted, but you have to pee for forever.
I wish for another pie. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/27 - 3:43 GMT
Granted, but smacked it to the ground just as you were about to eat it.
 
I wish for free greens fees at Pebble.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/06/27 - 14:49 GMT
Granted, but it rains all the time
I wish soda
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/11 - 22:41 GMT
i wish that was a sentence that made sense.

I wish for Mario
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/07/11 - 23:44 GMT
Granted, but he dies.
I wish for soda :P 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/13 - 20:16 GMT
Granted, but there's no fizz.
 
I wish to win at life.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/07/13 - 20:38 GMT
Granted, but you fail.
I wish for proper N64 SDK. -_-
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/07/14 - 7:34 GMT
granted! but it was dropped :(
 
i wish for a wish to be a wish that who would be wished upon that that wish would become a great wish and that same wish had a wish. I wish for pie :
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/16 - 17:53 GMT
Granted, but I shoot you and the pie.
 
I wish for chocolate cake.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/07/16 - 23:51 GMT
Granted but I haunt you and you cake for life.
I wish for a frog that will eat me.
» Reply to Comment
Why the heck would you want that? :O
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/07/18 - 22:48 GMT
No
I wish for a Xbox 8 
» Reply to Comment
Re: Why the heck would you want that? :O
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/07/19 - 1:58 GMT
Granted, but the Xbox ate you.
I wish for a cookie
8 hours - 1,253v
Posted 2012/07/20 - 15:20 GMT
Granted, but it wasn't made of chocolate chips...  !!!
 
I wish for a wallet full of money
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/07/20 - 20:57 GMT
Granted, but the money is covered in Small Pox
X.x
I wish for Nachos ;) 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/20 - 23:40 GMT
Granted, but...uhhh...yeah, I don't want to corrupt this. x_x
 
I wish for semantic satiation (you all know what to do!). ;)
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/07/21 - 6:50 GMT
Granted...but I didnt know what the hell that was so heres a human eating pony, enjoy!
 
I wish for CAW 3 :D
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/07/21 - 20:46 GMT
We'll get it when we hit 1000 comments.
eip rof hsiw I 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/22 - 23:50 GMT
doof eht ton e semit pi saw ti tub detnarG
 
I wish for semantic satiation. If you don't know what it is, GOOGLE IT.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/07/23 - 19:35 GMT
No
I wish for $1,669.95
X.x 
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/07/24 - 10:43 GMT
Granted, but it caught on fire and so did you and should have died from it but you survived but no money to treat it and you die anyways :D
 
I wish for a computer :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/26 - 0:00 GMT
Granted, it was the most epic computer ever, it could handle the heaviest graphics with a five terabyte harddrive, but sadly, IT WAS MINE.
 
I wish for Narnia.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/07/26 - 0:33 GMT
Granted, but you have no wardrobe so you cant enter :(
 
I wish holidays came soon.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/26 - 19:48 GMT
Granted, but that was the last they ever came.
 
I wish for 42.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/07/26 - 20:36 GMT
Granted, but it turns into 43
I wish for a %100 real PIE!!!1 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/07/30 - 17:50 GMT
Granted, it's a 100% real cow pie.
 
I wish for a unicorn.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/07/31 - 3:33 GMT
Granted but I stole it back :D
I wish for a rainbow.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/07/31 - 4:03 GMT
Granted, but you can't see it.
I wish for a Star Wars Old Republic movie. :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/01 - 18:45 GMT
Granted, but it was so bad you died from misery.
 
I wish for squircles.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/24 - 17:44 GMT
Granted, but they were first dimension squircles.
 
I wish for creativity so I can come up with something good to wish for.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/24 - 23:06 GMT
...no just have a corrupt bunny that eats ears here ya go!
 
I wish for the letter A
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/25 - 19:02 GMT
Granted, but it was B
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/25 - 21:58 GMT
I can live with B but make a wish next time.
 
I wish for a bird :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/26 - 6:10 GMT
Granted, but it was made of tofu.
 
I wish for an LED light bulb.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/26 - 9:44 GMT
Granted but i cant spell so heres a OLK light bulb.
 
I wish for a laptop.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/26 - 15:48 GMT
Granted, but as soon as you touched it, it shocked you and you died.
 
 
 
 
I wish for everyone to be logical.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/27 - 3:13 GMT
Granted, but then errors came.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/27 - 10:33 GMT
Lamp start making wishes or get out.
 
I wish for a genie that will grant me infinite wishes :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/27 - 16:34 GMT
Granted BUT THEN IT WAS MINE.
 
 
I wish for JK Rowling to come out with a new Harry Potter book.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/27 - 23:27 GMT
Granted...but it doesnt come in English :(
 
I wish for more better movies
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/28 - 1:28 GMT
Granted, but they were really low-budget.
 
I wish for The Birds.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/28 - 2:13 GMT
Granted, but they flew away.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/28 - 13:46 GMT
Y U NO WISH!
 
I wish for Lamp to wish.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/28 - 22:56 GMT
Granted but his wish disappeared and so did he.
 
I wish for a pony :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/29 - 0:54 GMT
Granted but it was full of girly stuff.
 
XP
 
I wish to not wish.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/29 - 1:58 GMT
Granted but you wished anyways 
 
I wish for my account named Stryker.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/29 - 2:19 GMT
Granted, but it already is.
 
I wish for more light in the house in the morning.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/29 - 4:30 GMT
Granted, but the wish was only for a second which just passed.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/29 - 10:27 GMT
Granted but there wasnt a wish so i put one in so here is a pet zombie...dont worry it eats brains so your good.
 
 
I wish fo a pink pony :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/29 - 22:00 GMT
Granted, but it was Pinkie Pie and you were overwhelmed by her hyperness and happiness.
 
I wish for there to be more people on HA. And for Lamp to stop being a troll.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/29 - 22:55 GMT
Granted, but I am not trolling.
 
I don't even know how to troll.
 
I don't even fully understand what is means.
 
All i know is it is a silly face that says "Problem?".
 
I wish for Mars 3 to be soo cool!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/30 - 4:07 GMT
0__0
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 ___
 
Granted, it ALREADY IS, therefore your verb "to be" is invalid.
 
I wish for my networking to work.
 
Edit: What the heck happened here? View the page source to see what the last comment was and the wish.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/30 - 8:44 GMT
Granted, but it got tangled and then exploded.
 
I wish for a...hm...
 
 
 
Another kick ass pink pony :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/30 - 14:45 GMT
Granted, but she asked you out and she was gay. :P
 
I wish to be able to connect to games.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/30 - 22:10 GMT
Granted, but it broke again. Your new router sucks. :P
 
 
 
 
 
It appears Stryker has PXed the comments.
From Plexpedia
From Humor America
 
Does this happen to you?
 
 
I wish for this to happen to everyone so Stryker gets blamed!
Either that or i wish for it to NOT happen only to me.
I dunno wats wrong. I have OS X Mountain Lion with latest evrsion of Google Chrome.
Same problem happens with Safari. Could it be a Webkit engine error?
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/08/30 - 23:16 GMT
I made that comment long on purpose. And this is on HumorAmerica so it appears in both places. So I didnt PX a thing.
 
And I really hope you didnt mean that you hope it happens on everyone so i'd get blamed...cause we will have a talk that even you would leave on that note.
 
I wish for a keyboard :
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/30 - 23:27 GMT
Granted, but it was a Microsoft Arc Keyboard so you cant play Mars!
>:]
 
If you don't understand, here is why you can't play mars:
 
All arrow keys is in a d-pad style key.
:P
Good I don't have that.
 
I wish for Mars Explorer 3 to be so awesome!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/08/31 - 15:02 GMT
-____- It will be.
 
I wish for people to STOP BEING STUPID AT ONCE.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/01 - 1:31 GMT
Granted but everyone was being stupid at twice :
 
I wish for a LG TV :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/01 - 2:12 GMT
Granted, but Life wasn't so Good after you got it.
 
I wish for a new wireless mouse!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/01 - 2:34 GMT
Granted. Batteries not included.
 
I wish for mars 3.1
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/01 - 3:41 GMT
Granted, but you have to wait.
 
The mouse I want has batts included. :P
Or will they forget to put it in?
I will just return it and buy another one.
 
i wish for justice.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/01 - 6:38 GMT
Granted but you got water with that just ice.
I wish for a foot that can kick its own butt 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/02 - 22:20 GMT
Foots don't have butts... :)
 
I wish for my foot to kick stryker's butt :D
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/03 - 0:29 GMT
Granted but I "accidentally" punched you in the throat...good luck :D
 
I wish there was a show that showed people kicked each others butts 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/03 - 18:11 GMT
Granted, but you were on the first season, and the person that kicked you had spikes on their shoes.
 
 
I wish for people to be intelligent. And rational.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/03 - 22:07 GMT
Granted, but then you got me :P
 
I wish that show i wished for was the top listings...
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/03 - 23:18 GMT
Granted, everyone got to see you cry because your butt was kicked by a spiky boot.
 
I wish for summer vacation to last longer. :(
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/04 - 1:23 GMT
Granted, but it was over 130 degrees outside and your A/C doesnt work :(
 
I wish for a corvette :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/05 - 0:10 GMT
Granted, but it's made wrong and it explodes when you buy it.
 
I wish for to an.
800th comment yaay.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/09/05 - 2:08 GMT
What?
Not granted.
I wish for every Lego set I want.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/05 - 5:24 GMT
Granted, but you stepped on them.
 
I wish for :D
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/05 - 11:44 GMT
Ouch felt that...granted but you got a X(
 
I wish for a name...
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/05 - 19:47 GMT
Granted, but the people at the hell known as High School Stryked you back with it.
 
I wish for classic suspension feature in Mars 3!
» Reply to Comment
You should PM flyclub about that.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/09/07 - 3:30 GMT
Granted, but it breaks.
I wish for unboken Legos. -_-
» Reply to Comment
Re: You should PM flyclub about that.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/07 - 4:36 GMT
Granted, but they were made of mercury.
 
I wish for a wish to wish for a wish that I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to not be the only one with this PXing problem.
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Re: You should PM flyclub about that.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/14 - 1:32 GMT
Granted, but then I javascipt banned you from the page.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/14 - 2:38 GMT
Granted, but I disabled JavaScript. >:]
 
JavaScript isn't secure.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/14 - 3:07 GMT
Javascript finds IPs so its soo easy to bypass that settings. Like you said its not secure.
 
I wish to join a boxing tournament
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/14 - 6:22 GMT
Granted, but you got killed.

I wish to be the best player in carbon combat
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/14 - 21:55 GMT
...cant grant too impossible! XP
 
I wish for a talking dog :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/14 - 22:58 GMT
Granted, but it talked too much.
 
I wish for...
 
 
uh...
 
 
i dunno.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/15 - 0:22 GMT
Then shut up and leave.
 
I wish for me to have superpowers!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/15 - 3:30 GMT
Granted, but they're mine.
 
I wish for more wishes.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/15 - 4:10 GMT
Granted but there mine :D
 
I wish for a flamingo named Bill
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/15 - 4:15 GMT
Granted, but he didn't come with a bill.
 
I wish for really fast buggies!
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/09/16 - 2:29 GMT
Granted, but then the custom settings for servers became permanently disabled, preventing that from happening anymore.
 
I wish for people to not be so clueless about the direction our country is headed.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/16 - 2:40 GMT
Aint corrupting that.
 
I wish to see the future and know everything!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/16 - 16:34 GMT
Granted. America goes broke and china takes over the world =/
 
I wish for canada to re-buy its lost property, Alaska.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/09/17 - 1:08 GMT
Granted, in the end, we nuked them and they gave it back for free!
 
I wish for a pony that produces chocolate milk!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/28 - 19:47 GMT
Granted, but it came from the
 
I wish for a wish to wish.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/10/02 - 19:14 GMT
I WISH STRYKER WOULD FIX HIS COMMENT THAT IS MESSING UP THE POST.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/10/02 - 21:21 GMT
I wish for the same.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/10/02 - 23:05 GMT
Hey just playing! Decides YOU decide when its messing up when it was you guys that were throwing insults in those wishes?
 
Then Ender's last comment didnt have a wish in it...so let me see here... I play it while you guys throw insults in the wishes and dont wish at all. So next time how about keep quiet till you can do the same. 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/10/03 - 0:45 GMT
HEY! I DID WISH! "I wish for the same."!! How is that not a wish!
 
I wish for Stryker to edit his comment so it doesn't mess the post up.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/10/03 - 4:43 GMT
See what your doing there? Your so caught up in your OWN maddness that your now trying to insult a mistake I made. So when it all really comes down, its not really Lamp or newbs that distroyed this place, its you guys. 
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2012/10/03 - 4:47 GMT
I wish Stryker would just shut up and remove that disrupting comment.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/10/03 - 23:37 GMT
Granted, but I wont.
 
I wish that Yoshi and Ender and the creator would play right.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/10/28 - 16:38 GMT
Granted, but then I decide to troll you and play incorrectly.
 
I wish for a portable potato cannon and a junkyard. (for epic sniping)
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/10/28 - 19:05 GMT
Granted but you got a baked patato cannon and a junkyard full of HIV...sorry :(
 
I wish for a llama named Jerry 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/10/29 - 2:08 GMT
Granted, but it's a nerd so it wants to be called Gerald.
 
I wish for people to stop being illogical.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/10/29 - 2:31 GMT
Granted! But you got Lamp so your too late sorry again :( 
 
I wish for a baked potato named Tom
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/11/02 - 3:45 GMT
Granted, but Tom (the cat) destroyed it.
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I wish for free cookies!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/11/03 - 15:36 GMT
Granted, but they were mine.
 
I wish for PEOPLE TO STOP BEING ILLOGICAL.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/11/03 - 23:17 GMT
OH cmon Ender! Enjoy the game!
 
I wish for a laptop that would tell me a my future and gives me cookies :D 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/11/03 - 23:52 GMT
Granted, but as soon as you got it a llama peed on it so it didn't work.
 
I wish for a cookie that is completely normal, is mine, and has not been altered in any way.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/11/26 - 20:19 GMT
Granted, but your sucked into a Black Hole.
I wish for $1600 and 87 cents 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/12/03 - 3:38 GMT
Granted, but...


I wish for a nice gift.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/12/04 - 3:40 GMT
Granted, but a llama pooped on it.
 
 
 
I wish for Lamp to make sense.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2012/12/04 - 6:01 GMT
Not possible...
I wish for more member of my Dev Team 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/12/04 - 7:11 GMT
Granted, but they were Lamps.
 
I wish for :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/12/16 - 1:50 GMT
Granted, you only got one second of happiness/contentedness your whole life and the rest of the time you were depressed.
 
I wish for piiiiiiiii.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/12/16 - 7:28 GMT
Granted, but some n00b put an "e" after it and it turned into a piiiiiiiiie.
 
πe
 
I wish for my house to have better insulation.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/12/23 - 21:47 GMT
Granted...............but then it burned down.
 
 
 
 
I wish for people to be more intelligent.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/12/24 - 8:48 GMT
Granted but then you looked stupid so you wished for everyone were dumb and we all believed December 21 was the last day and everyone died and you had no one to do math with so you wished you had a girl to hang and you were given Justin Beiber then you gave up on life, listen to his music to end your life...phew.
 
I wish for cookie :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/12/26 - 23:45 GMT
Granted, but it caused you to lose sight of that creepy stone statue for a second and
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[INTERNET SERVICE UNAVAILABLE]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[NETWORKS UNAVAILABLE PLEASE CHECK AGAIN IN 40 YEARS]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I wish people would make sense.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2012/12/27 - 10:40 GMT
Granted, but they were given bad sense...thanks
 
I wish the person above me would just stop being so :( X( and start being :D XD
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/12/29 - 22:25 GMT
I can't see the pictures, sorry.
 
 
 
I wish I could see the pictures.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2013/01/13 - 23:38 GMT
Granted you see pictures of you getting killed in the future in 5...4...3...2...1...
I wish for a Wingsuit
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/01/14 - 1:53 GMT
Granted, but your arms get amputated without anaesthetic (or anesthetic, depends on where you're from).
 
 
I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for an apple.
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2013/01/15 - 6:58 GMT
that apple was poisoned. Shoulda thought of that, snow white. 
 
I WEESH FOR SOME FLYIN WANGS.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/01/15 - 7:37 GMT
Granted, but they were made out of bamboo and garbadge bags and failed.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2013/01/15 - 19:38 GMT
If your gonna play the game at least play it right Lamp. 
 
RESTART!
 
I wish I had some sexy nipples :D
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2013/01/15 - 20:51 GMT
Granted, you now have man boobs...
X.x
I wish for a Parachute
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/01/15 - 22:30 GMT
Granted, but it doesn't deploy in time.
 
 
I wish for success.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2013/01/15 - 23:46 GMT
Granted, but it was on the Decillionth try. XD
I wish for a working bike.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/01/18 - 12:27 GMT
Granted, but whenever you rode it, it took you to the most dangerous part of your town and threw knives at you.
 
 
 
I wish for everything to be successful in the next week.
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2013/01/20 - 4:37 GMT
granted, but they were successful in being unsuccessful. 
 
I wish for some working useable FLYIN WANGS
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/01/20 - 17:10 GMT
Granted, but they were already being used.........................if you know what I mean.
 
 
I wish that my kidney would stop being stupid.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2013/01/20 - 20:26 GMT
Granted but your hormones decided to start acting up giving you 3 times the mother nature.........................if you know what I mean.
 
I wish I had an african-american accent talking muscles so when I flex I make rap.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/01/21 - 1:57 GMT
That's almost impossible actually...
 
Granted, but then you move to Poland and everyone hates you because everyone there is extremely racist.
 
 
 
I wish everybody would be rational.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2013/01/21 - 8:46 GMT
Granted but you wished your kidneys weren't stupid :D
 
I wish I didnt move to Poland
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2013/01/22 - 5:41 GMT
granted, but you moved to the african rainforest instead. 
 
i wish for a good ol' time 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/01/23 - 2:03 GMT
Granted, but you were on your deathbed.
 
 
 
I wish that my kidneys weren't being stupid and that people were rational.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/13 - 2:07 GMT
Granted, your kidneys died (not stupid anymore) and that people rationally killed you as you were going to die anyway....
 
I wish for Ender to swim in liquid paper
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/13 - 18:36 GMT
Granted but you had to swim in high-quality solid paper and got tons of paper cuts.
 
I wish for good grades this semester. And to find a spontaneously written paper for English that is good.
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101 ways to terrorize Ender ;)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/13 - 19:33 GMT
Granted, but you died in a car crash before receiving your report card.

I wish for Ender to be sprayed with liquid nitrogen
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101 ways Ender defends themself :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/13 - 23:55 GMT
Granted, but I was in a suit that made me immune to it.
 
I wish for Panzer to stop wishing horrible ways for me to die. ;)
» Reply to Comment
Re: 101 ways Ender defends themself :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/14 - 0:56 GMT
Granted, now its just maiming
 
I wish for theme music to play as I write math tests
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/14 - 1:01 GMT
Granted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLYvZ5sX28 
 
I wish for Panzer to admit that two girls is better than girl and guy.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/05/15 - 5:27 GMT
Granted. The neural surgery required to make this happen also triggered a gender change :P

I wish for my computer to be teleported instantaneously to the room where I'm staying now.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/15 - 23:16 GMT
Granted, but it got stuck to the desk so you couldn't do anything.
 
I wish for MORE GRAPE JUICE that isn't poisoned and tastes fine.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/16 - 0:40 GMT
Granted, but it was wine, you drank too much, got poisoned and died. 
 
I wish for 3.0
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/18 - 23:40 GMT
Granted, but Flynn had no part in it.
 
I wish for school to be out.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/19 - 2:09 GMT
Granted, but summer school.
 
I wish for a vacation in the carribean for myself 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/20 - 21:46 GMT
Granted but you got lost and were forced to live there for your whole life, which was short because you didn't have enough money to support yourself, resorted to thievery, and were killed.
 
I WISH THAT I COULD JUST GO ON SUMMER BREAK RIGHT NOW WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPLETE ANY OF MY MISSING ASSIGNMENTS.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/20 - 23:00 GMT
Granted, but you failed and had to retake the year in september.
 
I wish for more weekend.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/05/27 - 16:31 GMT
Not gonna corrupt that...

I wish my parents never turned our wifi off.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/29 - 2:23 GMT
Granted. Not going to corrupt that.
 
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/05/29 - 11:12 GMT
Granted, but i couldn't think of a good corruption. :P

I wish for POWAAAH, UNLIMITED POWAAAAH!!!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/30 - 2:15 GMT
Okay, granted, but it was MINE.
 
I wish for people to make more sense.
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2013/05/30 - 11:01 GMT
Granted but we're guys, there's no wish to fix that!
 
I wish for ETERNAL life!
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/05/31 - 0:25 GMT
Granted. Enjoy watching your loved ones die, then slowly festering away.... you can't end it either. That wouldn't be eternal, would it?

I wish i knew everything about every active Mars player >:D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/05/31 - 2:16 GMT
Granted. See kitty. See yourself. See you having to live through that in memories. Commit suicide.
 
I wish to be able to imagine ideas in my head, and have them turn into usable computer code.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/01 - 4:50 GMT
Granted, but I could do it twice as fast, and you got hired by Symantec to program Norton Antivirus.

@Stryker: guys make more sense than girls.
 
I wish to live forever unless I commit suicide.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/03 - 20:41 GMT
Granted... woops! you didn't see that train coming, didya? Accidental suicide :D
 
I wish to happily ever after (without having to kiss a frog) *flutters eyelashes*
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/04 - 1:02 GMT
Ok.
You're Belle, and towards the end of your life you are charged with a charge of bestiality.
 
 
I wish to be immortal until I commit suicide (which by definition is on purpose).
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2013/06/04 - 4:22 GMT
Granted but then you got depression from seeing everyone you know die...then committed suicide.
 
I wish I was a sexy beast (ha too late :D)
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/05 - 14:08 GMT
About my wish: that's kind of the point, Stryker.
 
Granted, but you were only sexy to large male blobfish, and they all tried to mate with you.
 
I wish to get at least 85% on all my finals.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/05 - 14:56 GMT
Good luck... I won't corrupt that.
 
I wish for a time-stop device, that would stop time everywhere outside my room at my command and restart it again when I told it to. So that I could waste massive amounts of time and still get my biology work done in time. :P
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/05 - 18:36 GMT
Granted, but you get discovered...then busted for cheating...and you can never use the device again because al-Qaeda stole it from you and you were credited for the destruction of the planet.
 
I wish to pass all my finals.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/06 - 0:54 GMT
Granted... but then they weren't so final after all, because they papers got lost and you had to retake.
 
I wish for a brain.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/06 - 17:44 GMT
Granted: it was attached to your rectum.
 
 
I wish to be entertained.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/07 - 8:21 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately you got arrested for being entertained before the law says you can be.
 
I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/07 - 21:32 GMT
Not granted.
 
 
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/09 - 20:21 GMT
Granted, but the corrupter was me so the corruption was poor.
 
I wish for my bestie to get back on their computer >:(
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2013/06/09 - 21:31 GMT
Granted, but your bestie found a new bestie and left you in the dust...
 
I wish I was taller!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/09 - 22:40 GMT
Granted, you were so tall your heart couldn't possibly pump blood to all of your body parts, so you died of heart failure. 
 
I wish for a wish to wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Ha. Stryker, you wish you were me :P
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/10 - 9:16 GMT
Granted, but I couldn't be bothered to repeat myself.
 
I wish for June 15 not to be so close.
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Re: Ha. Stryker, you wish you were me :P
1 week - 31,270v
Posted 2013/06/10 - 11:42 GMT
Sure! But it became June 15 everyday so it wouldnt have to be so close.
 
I wish Cesar Millan was here to train my dog!
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Re: Ha. Stryker, you wish you were me :P
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/10 - 17:09 GMT
Granted! But your dog ate him... so...
 
I wish for awesomeness.
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Re: Ha. Stryker, you wish you were me :P
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/14 - 3:32 GMT
Granted, but you forgot to be awesome so it immediately was absorbed into any nearby Nerdfighters.
 
I wish Futurama wasn't being cancelled.
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Re: Ha. Stryker, you wish you were me :P
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/14 - 10:43 GMT
Granted. Then the entire channel it's broadcast on suddenly goes bankrupt. :P
 
I wish for Terrium to actually work, bug-free, right NAO.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:06 GMT
Granted. I don't want to corrupt this wish now.
 
I wish for this wish to be the best wish ever.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:20 GMT
It was, until you realised that it was boring... and thus every wish afterwards had to be boring too...
 
I wish for amazing epicness.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:23 GMT
Yup.
 
Granted, but it was mine.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:24 GMT
Y U NO WISH?
 
I wish for completely real, unstealable, 100% as-described chocolate cheesecake with no additions or modifications that could possibly cause me to dislike it, delivered straight to my desk, chilled and prepared, right NOW!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:30 GMT
Instructions not clear, "cheesecake" undefined. Also your "cheesecake" was in a completely oxygen-deficient environment in an unopenable box. So, your "cheesecake" was the most perfect "cheesecake" ever, but you just couldn't get to it.
 
I wish for perfect logic.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/16 - 11:05 GMT
"perfect logic" undefined (first use in this function).
 
Two can play... :P
 
I wish for Chuck Norris.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/16 - 23:51 GMT
Granted, but he decided you were an enemy.
 
I wish for Chuck Norris to be my completely loyal minion that does whatever I want him to.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/17 - 7:45 GMT
Granted, but then someone posing as you told him to punch you... and you died from serious internal injuries...
 
I wish for people to stop asking about Terrium release dates.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/18 - 21:36 GMT
I can't do that. I can stop myself from asking (which I have) but I can't stop other people.
 
 
I wish that I had a cookie.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/19 - 9:13 GMT
Granted, but then we went back to the "My Cookie" post... :P
 
My cookie.
 
I wish for fun.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/20 - 1:26 GMT
Granted, it came in the form of a gigantic bag of poop that smelled terrible.
 
I wish for people to stop being idiots.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/20 - 9:10 GMT
Not gonna corrupt that.
 
I wish for Boston Cream Pie, as defined by wikipedia, delivered straight to my desk, right now. :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/22 - 0:08 GMT
Granted, but the only person who could eat it or move it in any way is me.
 
 
I wish for people in r/atheism would stop being stupid.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/22 - 8:59 GMT
Granted, but I'm sure the world can find more idiots to replace them.
 
I wish to see Black Sabbath perform live. :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/22 - 18:42 GMT
Granted but you became deaf before you could hear them.
 
 
I wish that Hank and John Green could come to MN.
1 day - 5,330v
Posted 2013/06/24 - 1:47 GMT
Granted but a wild herd of marvelous breadfish eats them up.
 
I wish for a pie.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/24 - 3:46 GMT
Granted, but it was 8.53973422267.
 
I wish to have a wonderful summer break.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/24 - 9:06 GMT
Granted, but it got cut short. :P
 
I wish to pass all my exams right now so I can get the rest of this year and the next off work. :D
 
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/25 - 16:52 GMT
Granted, but the power went out and you couldn't use the internet. Or any electronic devices.
 
 
I wish for toast. Wait, I already have some.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/25 - 19:28 GMT
... you already granted it...  
 
^  _
O_o 
 
I wish for me to live happily ever after :D
1 day - 5,330v
Posted 2013/06/25 - 20:49 GMT
Granted but you die a slow and agonozing death.
 
I wish for -1 wishes.
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Happy now, Tropa?
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/26 - 3:54 GMT
I wish for DOMA and Prop 8 to be overturned and make gay marriage legal.
 
I wish to have a YFN meetup.
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Re: Happy now, Tropa?
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/26 - 22:26 GMT
Granted, but then Merc brutally murdered you all just for shits and giggles.
 
I wish for... something.
1 day - 5,330v
Posted 2013/06/27 - 14:46 GMT
Granted but you lose something so now you have nothing.
 
I wish the Earth had an AC.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/29 - 1:43 GMT
Granted, but the energy used up by the AC damaged the environment even more than global warming.
 
 
I wish that I didn't have to read Europe: A History.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/06/29 - 11:03 GMT
Granted, but you have to read Asia: A History instead, which is eight times as long as the Europe one.
 
I wish for everyone to have some sanity, a drop of patience, a spoonful of acceptance, and a free course of anti-anger pills whenever they need them. :P
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/06/29 - 17:36 GMT
Granted, but the Terrium files on everyone's computers were wiped and the backups got stolen.
 
 
 
I wish for the same thing Ace did.
1 week - 24,916v
Posted 2013/11/19 - 0:07 GMT
Granted, but the unforseen costs to the government caused complete anarchy through a series of events that form a slippery slope fallacy.
 
Blah blah blah, I wish I could go back in time to where I first discovered mars forums/plexpedia, so I could smack my 11-year old self and tell him to grow up. (Because geez, did you SEE the comments I made back then? I mean, for goodness' sakes.)
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/11/19 - 13:49 GMT
Granted, but then your 11-year-old self quit plexpedia, creating a time paradox that killed us all. What a shame.

I wish I had the source code for the universe :3
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2013/11/19 - 18:42 GMT
Granted, but you have infinite compilation errors
 
I wish game development was easy :/
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/11/19 - 19:53 GMT
(Kinda already granted?)
Granted, but then every game you make completely flops.
Which is what happens if you make it easy.
Trust me, try making Asteroids in Unity. I think it's possible in under half an hour.
 
I wish wireless keyboards, mice, trackpads and other stuff didn't require batteries >:C
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/11/26 - 18:11 GMT
Granted, but it accelerated the heat death of the universe until tomorrow.
 
I wish that...
Um...
People would stop being as stupid.
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/11/26 - 21:15 GMT
Not gonna corrupt that...

I wish for a portable trans-warp beaming device.
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2013/12/22 - 3:08 GMT
Granted, but the device transports you only to the most embarrassing moments of your life.
 
I wish for an eraser.
1 week - 20,655v
Posted 2013/12/22 - 8:28 GMT
Granted, but it erases you from existence
I wish for more Doge
4 days - 9,791v
Posted 2013/12/22 - 11:49 GMT
Granted. Much Doge. Such wish. Wow.

I wish for my own personal reindeer-pulled flying sleigh. :D
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2013/12/24 - 6:03 GMT
Granted, but I hope the RDX-laden sleigh doesn't weigh you down.

I wish for epic presents.
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2014/01/11 - 21:30 GMT
Granted, you got The Iliad in Greek.
 
I wish to be less awkward.

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